eightfourO United States. Jun 08 2008 20:52. Posts 820
I grinded it out for about 3 hrs the other night after i got home from work. It was pretty intense. I took a normal 20 year old's room and turned it into the most amazing room ever. Got all my nice hats on display, got the poker set out and ready to go if i so need it, got the bed made... the usual... Dusted the living shit out of it... sniped about 50,000,000,000,000,000 dust bunnies with my vacuum, but the room is now nice as pocket As on an A A A flop. yes, thats right, my room is 5 of a kind. Quints biatch. ur quad K, no good. Know what the best part was?? I found so many things, including a paintball gun, some money, an ipod, and something i have no clue what it is, but it has a baseball and a glove attached to springs and you wear it on your head???
Oh yeah and this is like the coolest video of a camel spider vs. a scorpion. Camel Spiders are the little bastards the troops have to deal with in Iraq. This one is a small one, they are about the size of your leg.
Haven't been doing too well in teh poker world lately. grinded it out for an hour and a half today and won 3 bucks on 4 10nl and 2 5nl tables. Pretty lame... :/ Pretty tired so i'm going to bed...
lame post, i know, but i'll do an exciting one next time...
OH WAIT! i have a story!!! NEVERMIND!!!!!!!!!!!
So i fell for the biggest bluff of my life 2 nights ago. It's 4 in the morning and i am with my buddy Moffa and this chick that i met that night, and we're hittin it off pretty good, and shes all like so lets go into the back my truck and smash, so i'm like "well i'm not gay, so lets go". and shes like "well what about Moffa?" and i reply "LEAVE MOFFA, heres my keys, take the car to my house and she'll give me a ride". and he's like seriously and i'm like seriously get the fuck out of here. so he leaves and drive around and comes back and we are in the back of her truck and i'm like lighting the candles and playing the barry white in the CD player. So she's like "omg he came back" and he calls me and is like "are u really gunna smash" and i look and her and i ask "he wants to know if we're really gunna bang" and she says "yes, tell him to leave" and so shit i was like yes leave don't worry about me. She even told me to take the condom out of the wrapper and throw it out the window for moffa to see... anyway we start talking and like 40 minutes of me having a boner b/c i'm ready to smash she tells me she's a virgin and saving it for marriage. fuckin needs to be a poker player b/c she's good at bluffing. i fell for it, and it was the most embarassing thing ever, i was about to whip it out when she was like "nope". wow.
if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN
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eightfourO United States. Jun 08 2008 20:58. Posts 820
i guess you could say the pit boss won't let you go all in at that casino.
I am a god damn Rootin Tootin Shootin Cowboy!!
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eightfourO United States. Jun 08 2008 21:00. Posts 820
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