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eightfourO   United States. Jun 11 2008 14:49. Posts 820
Yes sir! i have seen the light! All you have to do is 15 table and u will make teh monies when you ape smash these fuck tards! It's so easy! i made 30 bucks on 5nl 10nl tables in 45 minutes!! and thats probably bad lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw the light, i was baptised by the fire in your touch and the flame in your eye...i was born to love aggggggggggggain, i'm a brand new man!!!!!!!!!!!! little hank williams for ya huh? I don't get caught up and play mediocre hands like QUs utg... (shouldn't have been in the hand. i raise utg w/ QJs, reraise, call, QJ8, bet 1/2 pot, reraise, figured him on AA, i shove, he calls w/ JJ)
No more of that b/c i won't have time to play those nasty hands b/c i'll be too busy focused on like 3 premo hands at the same time...
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

WATCH OUT TARDS, I'M COMIN FOR TEH MONIES!!!!!!

In other news in my life i pitched last night, not sure how many of u guys care to hear this b/c 1)you all play poker so baseball isn't your forte 2) there are a lot of non-Americans that post here and no one outside of America, Japan, or the Dominican Republic know what baseball is. Well, i hear German has a strudle league.

6 innings, 6 K, 4 hits, 2 runs, 1 earned, no decision 4-4 tie. :/ Nice wood bat league.
Had a great game. 1 more year of juco and then off to a 4 year school/possible drafting?? who knows. I know 2 people that got drafted last week... Mark Cohoon 12th round NY Mets $150,000 + $32,000 scholarship if they let him go/injury... Jeremy Heatley 46th round, Boston Redsox, said no to $50,000, no to $75,000, current offer $150,000. We are on the same summer league team and we are playing saturday, scouts from the BoSox will be there...if he is lights out, they will consider offering him $175,000. Since we know the other team we are playing, i might pitch for the other team and hit in the 4 spot so he can strike me out like 4 times since i haven't picked up a bat in....6 years lol, make him look good. too bad i'm going to charge 1 grand to suck saturday morning hahahahahahaha. Maybe i will get to meet theo epstein...

Anyway, off to run and workout and then take teh monies.

Tank

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tloapc   Pitcairn. Jun 11 2008 15:05. Posts 2591

heh
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PplusAD   Germany. Jun 11 2008 15:09. Posts 7180


  Well, i hear German has a strudle league.



?

what is a strudle league ?

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) 

eightfourO   United States. Jun 11 2008 15:12. Posts 820

I dont know...we had a guy in high school who came from Germany and our coach yelled at him and told him to "Go back to the strudle league"??? lol you tell me...

I am a god damn Rootin Tootin Shootin Cowboy!! 

sirracksalot   United States. Jun 11 2008 15:13. Posts 2299

what happen when they ape smash you?

haters gonna hate 

eightfourO   United States. Jun 11 2008 15:31. Posts 820

no such thing exists.

I am a god damn Rootin Tootin Shootin Cowboy!! 

Craigerson   United States. Jun 11 2008 15:33. Posts 1281

that's pretty sick dude

<3 baseball. . . cincinati all the way!


eightfourO   United States. Jun 11 2008 15:35. Posts 820

APE SMASH!!!!!!!!!!

I am a god damn Rootin Tootin Shootin Cowboy!! 

SPEWTARD   Peru. Jun 11 2008 18:26. Posts 4306

wtf

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SugoGosu   Korea (South). Jun 11 2008 20:05. Posts 1793

shit i like mangos

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