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Oxy   Canada. Jul 06 2008 10:12. Posts 2293
Hey guys,

First, a catch-up on day 4. Friday, a friend of mine came over and we did some linear algebra. We're both nerds, yes, and we're trying to prepare a bit for a course next semester with a teacher that has to use an algorithm to transform his students' course grade into a relatively correct grade (his class average is like 50%). Afterwards, we went out looking for a wireless mouse, keyboard, and speakers for my home set-up. When I finally get my 24" monitor and laptop (around mid-July), I'll post my baller set-up (including sweet case, leather chair, and a nice satellite chair).

That night, a friend of mine came over and we played some tournaments (I'm kind of mentoring him). We got surprisingly deep in the $5 rebuy + 1 add-on, but we busted 50th or something. We also got pretty deep in a 10+1 and a 5+0.5, I believe. It was interesting finally going pretty deep in a tournament, and I believe I'm going to make a big score soon enough.

I was going to post these results on Saturday, but Saturday sucked. I biked out in the morning to my dad's place (about 35km ride). We went out to get some beer since he was going to paint the basement red. I helped, but I was getting red paint all over myself, so I went upstairs to my room to change. I sat down at the computer to write a blog post and check my email and shit. I realize after a while something smells funny - I look down and notice my crotch area is covered in red everywhere. It's blood. I've never bled so much in my life from any part of my body, but my boxers and my pants were soaked like crazy.

I researched it, and it seems rough sex, alcohol and long bike rides might cause a tear in some interior vain and cause bleeding. I only bleed now when I get a stiffy, so I can't have sex for like a week, and I probably shouldn't bike either. I'm a big cycling addict and an even bigger pervert, so the coming week is gonna suck. My girlfriend's not too happy about it either: first she had her period, and now I'm having mine...

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ggplz   Sweden. Jul 06 2008 10:43. Posts 16784

ROFL

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

Bejamin1   Canada. Jul 06 2008 11:05. Posts 7042

ROFL A+

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

TT1   Canada. Jul 06 2008 13:09. Posts 465

lmao epic final line

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lachlan   Australia. Jul 06 2008 18:52. Posts 6991

AHHAHAHHAH :D

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