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The Rich Guy Chronicles
(I have a lot of money)
You are reading the inaugural entry of the RG chronicles. In this journal, I will take you through my gangsta, high-roller life and describe in detail all my expensive adventures. Oh what's that? You feel a slight tingle in your chest? Well that's the bitter tingle of jealousy. Get use to that feeling because there's a new diamond-encrusted pimp in town. That's right. Me. You want a small taste of my wealth? Last week, I upgraded my toilet paper to the quilted kind. You feel that discomfort in your ass right now? Guess what? I don't get that anymore. This morning, I had Lucky Charms for breakfast instead of that generic store-brand cereal that you poor poors get. But enough. I will stop here for now because an imported beer in my fridge is calling my name. Until next time, remember, you can always live vicariously through me.
Cheers,
The Rich Guy
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tloapc Pitcairn. Aug 13 2008 09:31. Posts 2591 | | | |
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| The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. | |
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lachlan Australia. Aug 13 2008 09:34. Posts 6991 | | | |
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Yugless  United States. Aug 13 2008 09:34. Posts 7174 | | |
i'm tingling, but it has nothing to do with jealousy *blushes* |
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LazyFisH Australia. Aug 13 2008 09:38. Posts 686 | | | |
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| | On August 13 2008 08:38 LazyFisH wrote:
Great first entry. |
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Shenny Canada. Aug 13 2008 09:48. Posts 1514 | | |
take it down a notch there maddox |
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Jelle Belgium. Aug 13 2008 11:23. Posts 3476 | | | |
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Fayth Canada. Aug 13 2008 12:33. Posts 10085 | | |
sick
lucky charms
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| Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy | |
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JYang United States. Aug 13 2008 12:35. Posts 2669 | | |
THE SECRET TO BEING RICH IS LUCKY CHARMS!!!! KEEP IT UP SIR EAT DAT SHIT 3 TIMES A FUCKIN DAY |
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tloapc Pitcairn. Aug 13 2008 13:47. Posts 2591 | | |
yes when u eat lucky charms 3times a day even ur poop will turn green like money!
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| The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. | Last edit: 13/08/2008 13:47 |
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CrownRoyal United States. Aug 13 2008 14:48. Posts 11385 | | | |
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[vital]Myth United States. Aug 13 2008 15:18. Posts 12159 | | | |
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| Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser | Last edit: 13/08/2008 15:19 |
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100Large Canada. Aug 13 2008 15:55. Posts 359 | | | |
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| i really want the coke and the money but ill settle for your necklace | |
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