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KwarK United Kingdom. Sep 05 2008 01:20. Posts 1019 | | |
There's an idiot playing really badly and talking shit on my table. Nobody has so much as said a word to him in chat but he insists upon a barrage of personal abuse to the entire table. Unfortunately he was running like God for the first quarter of an hour and quadrupled up. Every time he won a pot he'd tell the loser who he sucked out on that he'd spend it on their mother, or some other such insult. Flopping trips with 27o and cracking QQ etc. It was pretty brutal stuff and even though we all had the dignity to ignore his verbal abuse it was obvious the beats were getting to the table. Some players started tilting a bit and one of the tightest players I know (11/9/2 over 3000 hands) started shoving AQo pf.
However he didn't have the sense to just hit and run. He thought his suckouts would last forever and his good run ended shortly and brutally. The pot sizes and the players he lost them two were very precise. Almost as if ordained by some higher power. First he gave each player he'd sucked out on a complete refund for pretty much the same as he'd taken. Then he sucked out on the nit a few times and got a decent stack. Then he gave it all to me. He really started shit talking then so I got a mod in and he muted him which was :D. He doubled up his last 20bb on my nit who said "donk table" which was the first thing I'd ever seen him say in 3000 hands at tables with him and left. I enjoyed that too, I liked seeing really tight nits tilt and act human like everyone else. His final 40bb went to me as AKo held against A3o pf and he just instaleft.
I share this story because poker is a brutal and very painful game which very rarely shows any sign of justice. In this case it did. The asshole lost all his money, all his pride and got muted. The 3 other players at the table got full refunds from him and the nit who had always seemed robotic went on crazy tilt and gave the asshole two buyins which ended up in my pocket. Life is good.
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H_ New Zealand. Sep 05 2008 01:35. Posts 159 | | |
Hey, nitbots are people too!
Glad to see the dickhead got what was coming to him. |
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phexac United States. Sep 05 2008 01:44. Posts 2563 | | |
Justice is always done. Those maniacs never hold onto their money. Either they lose it all right at the table where they got it or they go up to NL600-NL1000 and lose it there. I will often follow them to that table to try and make sure they lose to me. |
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Silver_nz New Zealand. Sep 05 2008 05:20. Posts 5647 | | |
good to know a nit lost money |
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p4ge Canada. Sep 11 2008 11:16. Posts 104 | | | |
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| aka smi.daemon | Last edit: 11/09/2008 11:17 |
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