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failsafe United States. Sep 13 2008 23:01. Posts 1040 | | |
Skip this paragraph if you care to skip to the point of this blog and don't care about the random musings of a microstakes player:
After spending a good deal of time at NL25, I'm pretty much machine grinding up a roll while replaying curious hands in my head during the session. I guess the downside to this approach is that I'm forced to act pretty quickly in some uncomfortable spots and usually fuck them up. On the other hand, 4tabling is too horrendously boring, and one appeal of massive 12 tabling is that I get to see more questionable spots more rapidly - which in its own way is really improving my game. So I guess I'm paying a price for 12 table entertainment and education in my PTBB/100, but whatever. The cacophony of "your turn" beeps that gradually crescendos into "hurry up, asshole" beeps and finally into other players spamming "zzzzz zzzzz" like rabid bumblebees - it's all music to my ears.
Anyway the whole point of this blog is to find out how you LP.nettians like to insult your opponents in the notes section while idling between hands. Currently I don't have many, but some of my favorites are:
-(DIE) liquid poker clown (for fellow LP.nettians). I forget the reference for this one.
- retard trappily. -Some comment by Rekrul
- DONATION STATION. -Myth in microstakes; gotta write this one in caps since that's how I like to imagine myth saying it.
I also like to turn players names into "RETARD" by replacing letters. I'm willing to replace up to 6, but I feel more clever if I can do it with less
Contributions appreciated
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i used to angrily type in
RETARD CDONK whenever i met a retard who magicall turns his bottom pair to 2 pair on the river
it gave me some satisfaction
now however, i just type RCD or SF for super fish
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fenner Australia. Sep 14 2008 02:31. Posts 2188 | | |
dont play poker if you dont enjoy it |
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I like to type in "stupid station faggot" when they call my vbets and suck out |
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i like to say " nh" when i lose a hand... |
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I usually write something like "djöfulsins andskotans auminginn þinn..helvítis þroskahefti viðbjóður" and something of that kind...
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| Mig hefur alltaf langað til að vitna í sjálfan mig - Ég sjálfur | |
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4Kingell United Kingdom. Sep 14 2008 08:13. Posts 1453 | | |
I'm with frenchlucky - "nh" or nothing at all - when that really translates to - "you fucking fish faggot haw can you play so bad". I think giving the fish grief is really bad....you don't want to scare them away.
Don't tap the glass...... |
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failsafe United States. Sep 14 2008 09:38. Posts 1040 | | |
haha, "notes" section not to the players. i've never said anything unkind to the players. morecarefullyreadingplz |
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failsafe United States. Sep 14 2008 09:39. Posts 1040 | | |
and yeah, i love playing poker, but i think most people will admit that grinding the microstakes to build a bankroll isn't the most exciting form of the game. haha, yeah i don't mean to be condescending in this post, and i'm not angry at fish or anything (obviously), but i try to amuse myself in between hands by trying to find new ways to silently insult enemy players. i figured someone might have a similar habits is all |
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CrownRoyal United States. Sep 14 2008 11:39. Posts 11385 | | |
i have a note on you that says donation station |
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