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thestoryteller   Singapore. Oct 11 2008 22:51. Posts 319
The strangest thing happened to me yesterday.

So there I was, a miserable sinner, taking my first real shot at NL50 this week while dowloading porn via bitcomet. Yes, gambling, pornography and copyright infringement all at the same time. Bad beats and coolers came nonstop until my poker graph looked like it was tracking the value of the Aussie dollar.

I was ready to throw my keyboard out the window in disgust when I decided to change the music I was playing in the background to... the Hallelujah chorus. And then my luck just turned around.

Imagine a chorus singing HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! as the perfect flop hits. Imagine FOR THE LORD GOD OMNIPOTENT REIGNETH ringing out as your hand holds up.

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And then to the jubilant declaration of

KING OF KINGS!
and LORD OF LORDS!

I inflict grevious harm on a multitabling villain with a nasty, heaven sanctioned cooler.

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In a rush of religious ecstacy I continued with "Angels We Have Heard on High", appropriately sung by the Law Vegas Masters Singers accompanied by the Las Vegas Philharmonic. As the hymn's distinctive chorus rang out,

GLORIA IN EXCELSIS DEO!
GLORIA IN EXCELSIS DEO!

this hand happened:

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I'm sure nobody calls PF 4 bets with hole cards like those without divine intervention.

The track ended and I immediately ran into this hand:

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But it was not long before "Come All Ye Faithful" was reverberating from my speakers. As I roared out "GLORY TO GOD, GLORY IN THE HIGHEST" I came storming back, delivering the smackdown (smitedown?) to win a big chunk of it back.

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The rest of the session continued in that vein. When I finally stopped, I found that my download speed had dropped to 6kbs and I had won back the 6 buy ins I had lost and a whole lot more so my overall winrate is now a decent 3ptbb/100.

I'm definitely attending evening mass tonight and giving a hefty donation.

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fenner   Australia. Oct 11 2008 22:53. Posts 2188

lol


BalloonFight   United States. Oct 11 2008 22:57. Posts 1380

lol, good post.


Jelle   Belgium. Oct 11 2008 23:05. Posts 3476

hahahaha very entertaining

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failsafe   United States. Oct 12 2008 00:20. Posts 1041

hahahaha


failsafe   United States. Oct 12 2008 00:20. Posts 1041

i was having the worst day ever and you totally salvaged it


chris   United States. Oct 12 2008 01:13. Posts 5504

can we get up on MSN or AIM so you can send me those songs? or PM me with what they are on and where to find them?


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SPEWTARD   Peru. Oct 12 2008 02:17. Posts 4306

lol i love ur blog :D

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vlseph   United States. Oct 12 2008 02:58. Posts 3026

11/10 blog
PRAISE THE LAWD!!!

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collegesucks   United States. Oct 12 2008 03:01. Posts 5780

ship it

amen


k2o4   United States. Oct 12 2008 03:39. Posts 4803

rofl great post =) I hope it's all true cause the greatness comes from the truth!

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LazyFisH   Australia. Oct 12 2008 05:33. Posts 686

Hahahaha brilliant.


Silver_nz   New Zealand. Oct 12 2008 06:04. Posts 5647


  On October 12 2008 01:58 vlseph wrote:
11/10 blog
PRAISE THE LAWD!!!



!!!!!
I love religions propaganda music, its so moving. I should ownload these old classics


fakk   Estonia. Oct 12 2008 06:36. Posts 93

rofl! very good post!


 



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