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k2o4   United States. Oct 17 2008 00:38. Posts 4803
Wow, hilarious shit, Obama and McCain at the Al Smith dinner tonight let the jokes fly:

Obama:




McCain:





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TenBagger   United States. Oct 17 2008 01:15. Posts 2018

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Obama was fucking awesome


hkbubbletea   Canada. Oct 17 2008 01:23. Posts 1575

Pretty entertaining but did they have to read it like they were robots.....or are they???????

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bane   United States. Oct 17 2008 01:24. Posts 2379

hahahahahahahahah

obama is actually from krypton and is possibly a little too awesome


Sheitan   Canada. Oct 17 2008 01:27. Posts 4217

Wow, they actually have some kind of humor wich is refreshing i'd say after a tough campaign...

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k2o4   United States. Oct 17 2008 01:28. Posts 4803

Obama was great and had me rolling. McCain had a few good lines but a lot more duds imo. I liked the way mccain ended his speech though, pretty funny. And his pet name being george bush, lol.

Good Obama lines were the krypton one, the "that one" and "hussein" jokes, and god so much more, he was on top of it.


  - Mayor Michael Bloomberg's term limits maneuverings caused Bill Clinton to say: "You can do that?"

- The housing crisis "has been eight times harder on John McCain."

- "There was a point in my life when I started palling around with a pretty ugly crowd.... that's right... I've been a member of the United States Senate."

- "Fox News accused me of fathering two African-American children in wedlock."

"I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton. I was sent here by my father Jorel to save the planet Earth... Many of you know that I got my name from my father. "Barack" is Swahili for "That one." I got my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't realize I would run for president."

"My greatest strength would be my humility. My greatest weakness is that it's possible I am too awesome."

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Pacifist   Israel. Oct 17 2008 02:05. Posts 1824

haha both very funny

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devon06atX   Canada. Oct 17 2008 02:18. Posts 5460

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kantoiki   Australia. Oct 17 2008 04:22. Posts 3818

hahahaha, i absolutely loved both of those speeches :D

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Breeze   Bulgaria. Oct 17 2008 04:31. Posts 802

loved both, thanks for the links

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Babs   Australia. Oct 17 2008 08:43. Posts 1178

yeah McCain smashed this one, he went well on Letterman as well

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