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eightfourO United States. Dec 03 2008 21:50. Posts 820 | | |
I love drinking water. Water is so crisp and refreshing, especially when it is nice and cool, with a light amount of ice. Personally, i try drinking a gallon of water a day. Nothing bad can come of drinking water, that is unless you drink four gallons of water within 6 hours and get water poisoning. That would be terrible. But you cannot deny that drinking water (in moderation) is obviously wonderful in every aspect. It helps you stay awake, it hydrates your body, it makes you pee a lot, its a natural detox, it will cleanse your body, it keeps your temperature in balance at 98.7 degrees F, and water also supresses appetite! Perfect for all diets!
But its not just drinking water that makes water amazing. You can use it to clean things like clothes, dishes, cars, boats, fruits and vegetables, yourself, you can swim in it, cook with it, you can pull pranks with it, you can put it in a balloon and have water fights with it (unless you're in canada of course where the temperature is in the negatives every day of the year), you can soak things in it, and you can also contain fish in it!
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MaidenFan United States. Dec 03 2008 22:09. Posts 450 | | |
lmao A+ post
Whilst tripping my buddy once said, "Water is the nectar of life." I strongly agree with that sentiment =P. |
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cariadon Estonia. Dec 03 2008 22:23. Posts 4019 | | |
I love water !!!!
Awesome post. Please do make a follow-up. |
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cariadon Estonia. Dec 03 2008 22:24. Posts 4019 | | |
I have two bottles of water on my desk as i am typing this. One still (empty) and one mineral (2/3 full) |
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Shenny Canada. Dec 03 2008 22:28. Posts 1514 | | |
hell yeah man, water keeps your piss clear too |
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Highcard Canada. Dec 03 2008 22:54. Posts 5428 | | | |
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Jubert69 United States. Dec 03 2008 22:55. Posts 3191 | | |
| | On December 03 2008 21:54 Highcard wrote:
go jerk off in water |
Doesn't work. |
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Moffa United States. Dec 03 2008 22:59. Posts 617 | | |
what were you drinking when you typed this |
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TheTank United States. Dec 03 2008 23:14. Posts 830 | | | |
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eightfourO United States. Dec 03 2008 23:16. Posts 820 | | |
| | moffa said: what were u drinkin when i wrote this |
a gallon of water, i've pissed 6 times since then
| | highcard said: go jerk off in water |
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the only place i jerk off is in the shower. obv easy clean up + i like the pain of just hammering on my dong w/ my hand real fast.
Since my essay, i have discovered that water is like the steroids for saltine crackers. seriously, put a saltine cracker in some warm water and watch it get bigger. |
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roflcopter United States. Dec 03 2008 23:19. Posts 620 | | |
got my nalgene right next to me as we speak |
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JoeDeertay United States. Dec 04 2008 00:08. Posts 1730 | | |
| | On December 03 2008 22:16 eightfourO wrote:
Since my essay, i have discovered that water is like the steroids for saltine crackers. seriously, put a saltine cracker in some warm water and watch it get bigger. |
You mean like those toys from back in the day that would grow to like 10x their original size when you put them in water for a few hours? Those things were so cool for some reason when I was like 8 =P |
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Sheitan Canada. Dec 04 2008 00:48. Posts 4217 | | |
So you mean water is the essence of life !!! Shocking !!! :D |
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I love drinking water too! Often on lunch I can drink 1 - 1,5 l of water |
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RaiZ France. Dec 04 2008 01:35. Posts 1503 | | |
I dunno about you but i can't drink more than 1 or 2 bottle in a day, cauz i get somewhat "immune" after this and need some sugar. So a mix of coca / water is good for me dunno why. |
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ck20 . Dec 04 2008 03:04. Posts 1130 | | |
Tonic is the way to go
yeah, but I do enjoy drinkin just water, nothing more  |
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100Large Canada. Dec 04 2008 04:35. Posts 359 | | |
we have very hot summers in canada my friend. |
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PplusAD Germany. Dec 04 2008 13:26. Posts 7180 | | |
I also love drinking water.
I drink 3-4 Liters a day ( but i do lots of sports ) |
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