Disapointing night... idiot friend.

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EXCELED Canada. Dec 07 2008 03:33. Posts 401

Holy fuck boys. Right now I am just shit faced. Just got back from FUBAR! Didnt go so well tonight and I am pretty pissed off about it... fuck

Ive been goin out on little dates with this chick for a while but never really gone out with her to a bar. Tonight she really wanted me to come so I said alright and I brought my one buddy who is going to go by the name or Clarence because Clarence is the gayest name in the league and my buddy was a fucking gay bitch tonight.

We get there around 11ish and there this girl was and she had a friend too. Things were going pretty fucking solid until my buddy got waaaay to drunk and just started being a fuckin slopy vagina all over the place. I was sittin with some of my other buddies at a booth and the girls come over and sit with us heres how it went...

Clarance / Girls friend / my girl / me

We sat like that so when my buddy wanted to talk to me he was so shit faced that he would lean over all of them squishing the friend and she was geting a look on her face like WTF is with this plug. He tries to talk to me again and fucking spills his drink all over both the girls. DOES THIS GUY HAVE WHEELS OR WHAT> HOOOLY FUCK. It was pretty much game over from there.

Thank fuck this girl really wants me or this night would have just been a complete fucking shit show. I go to dance with her and her friend and my buddy keeps trying to get up on her friend. She was not havin it at all and she probably moved like 5 times before CLARANCE got the fucking hint. So he says fuck it and goes to get another drink.

Then the girls go to the bathroom and my buddy gets fucking kicked out. You gotta be joking me... The girls come out and I tell them I have to go because shit noob clarance got the boot. My girls friend was actually happy he got kicked out because he was a disaster. My girl was pretty pissed that I had to leave because my friend was such a fuck up tonight. So I left with my head down...

All I can say is I should have fucking known this shit was going to happen and its my own fault for bringing this guy out with me to try and wheel some brods again. He is notorious for being retarted when hes drunk and I knew that before. What I dont fucking understand is how this guy actually gets brods when hes drinking because hes such a fucking slop show its embarassing. His gfs have actually all been fucking solid but yet he cant even keep his shit together for one night at a bar holy fuck.

The other reason I should have known this was going down was because I have tried to wheel brods before with him and he just completely fucked it up because he has no brain. There was this one time about a year ago when I met this brod at a bar one night who was older then me. I had just turned 20 and she was 23. She was lovin my shit and I got another notch under the belt. We were chillen once and a while and one night she was with her friend and wanted to see me. So I was with this guy and he said he would tag along and I said alright whatever. The thing is this girl had no idea how old I was. As far as she knew I was atleast 23. Her friend was 24 and a total dime show. Before we chilled with them I told my buddy not to say shit about how old we were because this girl thought I was older then I really was. We get drinkin with him and the one fucking brod starts talking about her birthday and my buddy says this genious thing. "Man I really cant believe that I am 20 now. It feels cool to be able to say Im 20" Honestly boys you should have seen the look on this girls face. SHE WAS PISSED!!!! HAHAHAHA but serously my buddy is a fucking idiot... I even gave him the heads up. Needless to say I never talked to this brod again after that night and havent seen her since. Fuck em.

But fuck man I seriously should have know better. For sure I do now though. NEVER BRING CLARENCE OUT WHEN TRYING TO GET SOME PUSSY BECAUSE HE IS A PUSSY!

It wasnt a total loss thought Im going out with the brod tomorrow. Make up for it.

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acdawg712 United States. Dec 07 2008 04:49. Posts 2639

haha nice story gl gogogo

phil hellmuth is genuinely a stupid person and he does not understand poker very well at all - [vital]myth

MayZerG United Kingdom. Dec 07 2008 10:21. Posts 2123

5 stars!

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dogmeat Czech Republic. Dec 09 2008 18:47. Posts 6374

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