sickest 1/2 live game

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collegesucks United States. Jan 09 2009 10:10. Posts 5780

in the history of 1/2?

lol prob not but it was the most entertaining table i've ever played in the few hundred k hands i've played in my entire poker experience.

anyways, i'll start off with the end. i was sitting with $3200 when i got up. 16 fucking buyins WTF?!?!

after i got kicked out of my house, i went straight over to my degen friend's house and spent the night there, because he and i were planning to go down to new orleans to play at the casino there. but when i found out that there was a WPT event going on at the Beau Rivage in Biloxi, Mississippi, and that one of my chinese friends had driven over there to play the cash games vs. tourney donks, we thought'd it be better if we played there instead. after all, i only had 1.5 buyins lol and needed him to stake me.

i wrote a long post but decided it was all very boring so i'll just pick out some interesting facts:

i lost the 300 i brought, lost my friend's 200, lost another 100 and was sitting with 100 dollars, miserable as hell.

ground that up a little back to 200 when i found AA in the SB. some nit in the CO raised to 24 vs. a weak passive fish and i flatted from the sb. fish folded and the flop came A74r. i had been actively donkleading earlier so i lead again for 50 dollars and he insta shoved all in with AK and that was the first big pot of the night.

the next big pot was when i had JJ on the button and UTG (this guy is the KEY CHARACTER that changed the dynamics at the table and turned EVERYONE at the table into psycho maniacs) raised to 10. i 4x'd his raise and snap called his shove for 100bbs. the board came out low and i scooped the pot. he had AK. funny thing is, the dealer had flipped an ace while dealing out the hole cards and UTG STILL pushed all-in with his AK anyways. wtf? HAHA

mike sat to my right and the first sick hand of the night happened. he held AA and opened for a standard raise of 20 dollars or 10bb lol. the monkey with the AK in the previous hand is in the BB and calls. flop comes TJQ. BB checks, mike bets 30, BB insta.. i mean INSTA fucking raises to 100. mike shoves, BB SNAP calls. turn is a J, river is a K, giving mike a straight. BB flips over T4dd for the funniest 300bb pot ever.

that was an important hand because BB went the most epic king kong monkey tilt i've ever seen and it was INFECTIOUS. the WHOLE FUCKING table started throwing money EVERYWHERE because of that one guy. WOW.

after he lost that hand, he bought in for 150bbs and proceeded to open raise to 14bbs EVERY SINGLE HAND for the next 8 or so hands. and he just absolutely DEMOLISHED the table with the most monstrous luck i've ever seen. he stacked mike with Qd4c vs. mike's 44 on a T7Q4K board when the 4th club came on the river. obv the 200bb stacks went in on the turn lol.

after he won that hand, he just went apeshit and started 3betting/calling 4bets with absolute trash. everyone was SHOCKED when he folded, which happened like once.

anyways, on to a key hand. i picked up 77 on the hijack and limped it in. king kong raises to 17 from the SB and i called. he was sitting with ~350bbs and i covered. DING DING DING flop came 873r and he cbet some random ass number like 53 (into a 34 dollar pot lol). i called with apparent hesitation. turn came a 6 and he bet 76 which i also smooth called. river came a six and he bet some random ass figure again like 153 and i thought for a bit, picked up the 10 hundred dollar bills from my stack (oh, they let us use the hundred dollar bills on the table) and never felt more sick as i pushed him all in for 200bbs more. he announced that he had a 6 like he was the shit of the world and SNAP CALLED with K6s. so that was a nice little 700bb pot for me.

maybe like 30 mins later, he took his freshly bought 400 and built it up to 800 MASSIVELY sucking out on AK with K3, K on flop, both hands all in on the turn for 200bbs and he binked a 3 on the river. by this time, everyone at the table had adjusted and tpgk became the immortal nuts on the flop for shoving 200bbs in. 3 betting was done every other hand and multiway 3bet pots happened EACH TIME because everyone was so eager to flop top pair so they can win multiple buyins. i was straddling every BB and told mike to do so as well since being last to act preflop gave you a HUGE edge. plus, straddling had a sort of a mulitplier effect on the level of preflop spew that you'd see at the table so that worked out well.

second big hand of the night. i limped A7dd and king kong raised again from the SB and i flatted. flop came 843dd and he lead smallish... like pot. turn came 8d and he barrelled for like halfpot and i raised for a hundred more. the guy IMMEDIATELY roars out ALL IN for 600 hundred dollars more and i don't think i've EVER called a 2x pot shove for 400bbs deep faster. hell i'm not sure whether he shoved all in first or i called first. he announces, DIAMONDSSSS and flips over KJdd. lol pretty sick set up for an 900bbs pot right there, yay.

and most other hands were pretty uninteresting after that. for example, i opened AQ ep to 26 and i got 3bet to 126 vs. someone who was tilting just as much as the king kong himself. he was sitting 300bbs deep. i called oop with AQo in a hugely bloated pot since flopping any A or Q means im shipping it in for tons more and getting called. i run good at life and flop a Q and he bet out 200, after which i shipped it in for 300 more, but he folded =/

mike and i cashed out around 5k that night from that one 1/2 table. eariler that night, he turned 10 dollars at the slot machine into 80 by hitting triple 7s. we took that money, went to the blackjack table and turned it into 200 in 5 mins. he went to cash that out when i stopped him and said, "dude let's go flip for a hundred at the roulette table". the cashier told us to bet it on black, so we did and won it. we then took another hundred and bet it on red, and we won that too. $10 into $400 in 10 minuites, sick. we tipped the cashier, the roulette dealer and the floorman and got back to our hotel room and ordered steak and eggs which was fucking delicious.

oh and i almost forgot... the chinese friend got egged on by this black guy to flip with him with hole cards only and lost three in a row to J hi, 44, and Ace high for 6k. LOL chinese people are fucking crazy.

well that was a fun night. i can go back to new orleans till school starts on tuesday and play with a pretty comfortable roll for a little while.

heh. i don't mean to advertise myself as a stupid douchebag microstakes grinder who smelled green for the first time in his life, but i just wanted to show you guys some proof of this most epic night in my poker career thus far: