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i think im obsessed with boobs. ive never been a boob guy to begin with(hence my obsession with black women)but not just regular frontal cleavage boobs, but i think side boobage is so sexy. it is the ultimate tease to see boobage from the side!!!! in fact next girl i talk to (april 6th, 2010, trust me i asked the pyschic), i am going to politely ask her to position herself perpendicular to me.
got pretty drunk last night at karaoke night, ended up singing Shakira(that hip song) with 2 other hooligans at the bar, and I'm pretty sure we no longer are ever allowed to sing again. 12 shots of makers after, i had some thoughts about one particular patron.......
.........he is totally pathetic and 36 years old. everyone hates him cuz he is a totally depressing when he's drunk and constantly tells me he was hitler in the past lifetime(and that i was probably himler..WTF!!) and that he has the worst luck cuz of this. he also knows i play poker for a living and he is constantly griping about his terrible luck in poker(the best part is that he only plays freerolls), the last thing i need after a negative 4k day. but i gotta be honest with you.........he is probably the most stand up guy in the whole friggin bar. thought it was funny that of all the people ive met in the last few years......
the types i run into most frequently
-psuedo intelligent girl/guy who nod too frequently when you're talking and uses lines frequently like "here is my philsophical view.........". they over romaticize obama's presidency and seem so irate about people who are republican. there biggest tendency is to make themselves seem above the status quo. YUCK YUCK YUCK BY FAR MY LEAST FAVORITE.
-the ugly duckling, unfortunately so many people fall in this type. i meet these types far more often than any other types. the ones that develop into better looking people than the ones they once were. vanity is always an issue with these people because of there late blossoming, maturity comes a lot slower and painful. they have severe self esteem issues, but have a great gift in empathizing with others' problems, for they can relate greatly with alot of issues, but dont trust or have too much expecation out of them, they can be great useful friends but they need to satisfy/resolve there selfish needs and problems before they can fully give themselves to you as a friend. for guys, he'll totally ditch u for a girl, but ull still probably get a wedding invite. girls........watch out they wont hesitate to sacrifice friendship to steal your man(dont expect wedding invite)
-the always been hot type.......its like the rich get richer story. you dont even have to be all that good looking to even be in this category. they have high self esteem and have most of the petty bullshit in there life resolved. these people usually dont understand many of the struggles the average person goes through and people are naturally drawn to them(if you're thinking about the hot girl/guy that are always bitches/asshole, they most likely are in the category above). they are the 5 percentile that the rest of the 95 percent want to be with. there lack of baggage makes them already more appealing than they are, no one wants to hang out with depressing people.
-the "i care too much about making sure that everyone knows i dont care at all" type. usually the syndrome starts with them getting fucked over really bad by an ex love. there really fun to hang out usually but its really hard to get close to them due to the thick wall they put up. THEY TOTALLY OVERATE THERE CHILDHOOD(more than any others)
anyways i just found it ironic that of all the people ive met, i found the best virtues in a bald 36 year old single man (who smells like poon funk cuz dont think he soaps when he showers) who is pathetic and self destructive.
im reading this over and im like woah, intense, as i could probably put myself in every single category at one point my life. i know i say "types" but i actually see people in phases, i know the middle two categories are based on looks but it actually is in relevance to there social environment and how THEY percieve themselves. i believe everyone goes through phases in there lives, and this does not decide the character of person you are. i have great deal of faith in humanity, but am a realist also. one of the best lines i heard recently..........I believe most people have good intentions but stupid actions - so I trust nobody including myself!
how this relates to poker......well like in life/poker we all go through phases in our game. the only person that can REALLY help you is yourself. there's nothing we can do about the runner runners we cant seem to ever dodge, or the miracle 1 outer on the river. don't set yourself up to lost or it becomes the inevitable. DONT BE A LEMON!
(Two for the Money)Walter Abrams played by Pacino
You're a lemon. Like a bad car. There is something... there is something inherently defective in you, and you, and you, and me, and all of us. We're all lemons. We look like everyone else, but what makes us different is our defect. See, most gamblers, when they go to gamble, they go to win. When we go to gamble, we go to lose. Subconsciously. Me, I never feel better than when they're raking the chips away; not bringing them in. And everyone here knows what I'm talking about. Hell, even when we win it's just a matter of time before we give it all back. But when we lose, that's another story. When we lose, and I'm talking about the kind of loss that makes your asshole pucker to the size of a decimal point - you know what I mean - You've just recreated the worst possible nightmare this side of malignant cancer, for the twentieth goddamn time; and you're standing there and you suddenly realise, Hey, I'm still... here. I'm still breathing. I'm still alive. Us lemons, we fuck shit up all the time on purpose. Because we constantly need to remind ourselves we're alive. Gambling's not your problem. It's this fucked up need to feel something. To convince yourself you exist. That's the problem.
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SfydjkLm Belarus. Jan 17 2009 00:26. Posts 3810 | | |
maan that asian boob is so sick!xD |
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SemPeR Canada. Jan 17 2009 00:36. Posts 2288 | | |
definitely boob thread material. well done. |
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jase Australia. Jan 17 2009 02:15. Posts 1604 | | |
that top picture is gross |
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