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CrownRoyal   United States. Feb 04 2009 07:31. Posts 11385
So last night in one hour i drank almost a fifth of patron for whatever reason.

I came home to get something and mama bear locked me up in the house I think, I don't really remember wtf happened but my iphone is broken and i have my razr laying beside me LOL

as im typing this im laying here shaking... I dunno wtf is up but i am stilllllll wasted hardcore

don't drink fifths of patron

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fenner   Australia. Feb 04 2009 07:58. Posts 2188

thanks for letting us know that youre drunk


the cleaner   Germany. Feb 04 2009 08:01. Posts 3014

there are no facts only interpretations 

CrownRoyal   United States. Feb 04 2009 08:13. Posts 11385

LOL hahahahahahaha

man ive gotta quit drinking so much i fucked the ugliest bitch on saturday night ugh

its getting way out of hand

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TopGear   United Kingdom. Feb 04 2009 08:18. Posts 663

LOL CLEANER hahaha

btw what is patron? i drink a lot and have never heard of this!

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Baalim   Mexico. Feb 04 2009 08:24. Posts 34262


  On February 04 2009 07:13 CrownRoyal wrote:
LOL hahahahahahaha

man ive gotta quit drinking so much i fucked the ugliest bitch on saturday night ugh

its getting way out of hand



oh noeeess you fucked an ugly girl while drunk? what will the high society think of you now!!!!!

she didnt have a penis, that is good enough to not be a whiny bitch about it.

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CrownRoyal   United States. Feb 04 2009 08:30. Posts 11385

yeah but baal you have no idea

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CrownRoyal   United States. Feb 04 2009 08:30. Posts 11385

patron is like the best tequila you can buy but it's pretty pricey compared to other types of liquor

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ReDDcaFFe   Bulgaria. Feb 04 2009 09:01. Posts 1172

So you drink ~150 grams tequila and get uber drunk?
Shame on you.

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Baalim   Mexico. Feb 04 2009 09:05. Posts 34262


  On February 04 2009 07:30 CrownRoyal wrote:
patron is like the best tequila you can buy but it's pretty pricey compared to other types of liquor



theres a tequila called patron?, never heard of it, you should try real tequila.

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CrownRoyal   United States. Feb 04 2009 09:22. Posts 11385



the shit is the real deal?

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CrownRoyal   United States. Feb 04 2009 09:24. Posts 11385

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patr%C3%B3n

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Baalim   Mexico. Feb 04 2009 09:38. Posts 34262

seems like a shitty tequila to me, its not Agave Azul, or atleast it doesnt say so, and if it did they would probably boast about it.

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VENOM   United States. Feb 04 2009 09:42. Posts 1383


  On February 04 2009 08:05 Baal wrote:
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theres a tequila called patron?, never heard of it, you should try real tequila.


Wow from Mexico and you've never heard of Patron?

hope that didn't sound too dumb, but probably did lol. It was just my initial reaction re-enacted.

Hmm maybe its like Mercedes in Europe....that are no big deal even taxi cabs are "exotic cars" over there. Here a shot of Patron is like....$13 bucks+. Its probably pretty prevalent in touristy areas in Mexico though.

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Baalim   Mexico. Feb 04 2009 09:58. Posts 34262


  On February 04 2009 08:42 VENOM wrote:
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Wow from Mexico and you've never heard of Patron?

hope that didn't sound too dumb, but probably did lol. It was just my initial reaction re-enacted.

Hmm maybe its like Mercedes in Europe....that are no big deal even taxi cabs are "exotic cars" over there. Here a shot of Patron is like....$13 bucks+. Its probably pretty prevalent in touristy areas in Mexico though.



Yeah its probably some regular overpriced tequila with a good marketing team, but no its not famous in mexico at all and it seems its not even TRUE tequila made from blue agave.

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veryGUd   United States. Feb 04 2009 09:59. Posts 625

patron is talked about is rap songs so it must be delicious


Muhweli   Finland. Feb 04 2009 10:27. Posts 10663


  On February 04 2009 08:59 veryGUd wrote:
patron is talked about is rap songs so it must be delicious



This logic is sound.

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infamOuskong   United States. Feb 04 2009 11:14. Posts 172

whats "real" tequila?? i always thought patron was that... -_-

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Motiva   United States. Feb 04 2009 11:51. Posts 104

Patron is no Don Julio or anything, It's marginally better than your standard top shelf tequilas..


milkman   United States. Feb 04 2009 11:59. Posts 5719


  On February 04 2009 10:51 Motiva wrote:
Patron is no Don Julio or anything, It's marginally better than your standard top shelf tequilas..



well put.. if you go to any tequila bars or anything that has specialty types, u will find endless amounts of diff tequilas that are "better" then patron, but patron is more main stream, all the rappers sing about it n shit... i personally really like the taste of it vs other top top shelf tequilas

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