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Liofle   Bulgaria. Feb 12 2009 21:17. Posts 274 | | |
OK. Enough is enough! I have taken so much shit throught the tournaments i've played in my life it is just sick. Cash-wise i am ok but when it comes to tournaments it just seems like i am doomed to get badbeaten. The last several hundred sngs i've played the Boss Media soft. has just raped me, then ipoker did that too. So i started cash. But from time to time i relax with a tourny cause the guys playing tourneys with up to 20-30$ buyin are so UNBELIEVABLY bad it is mindblowing. And yet their flush draws, OESD , gutshots always rape my sets and so on. But i don't lose hope cause theoretically everything will come to place. So, i decided to try FTP, about which i constantly hear "rigged".. much more than any other site. I bought in for 2 tourneys, 8$ and a 10$ (with bounty). I quickly doubled up on both of them and i realised that i have never in my life encountered such bad players. Almost everyone at my tables was ready to get it in with air or call with 2 overs or a g-shot! I flopped a str8 and set and was like "lol it is not rigged at all! ". Then... AK on one table, JJ on the other. I went allin on the turn with AK with TPTK, villain had AT, 3 outs. T. Busted. On the other: a shorty calls a minraise, i 3bet them, only he calls. Pot is = his stack. Flop 787, me allin, he calls A7. Nice hand, nice calls preflop. Then i recovered and i have 15k, blinds 400/800. me: AA. UTG raises 3BB, I 3bet smallish cause he is a huge shoving donk. Folded to him, he calls. Flop AsTd2s. He leads allin, I very happy with a smile call thinking how finally i might hit big in a donkament after 3 hours of play and playing good and all those feelings. He shows me JK. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....(silence)" during the silence, a Q came on the MOTHERFUCKJING RIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!? HE CALLED MY 3BET WITH JK, SHOVED ON A-HIGH FLOP AND RIVERS HIS 3OUTER. How many times should get fkngly raped. I play play play play play and BANG FUCK YOU U R OUT cause u get it in 70% with the better hand. I just can't believe how the hell can this happen. Every time i think this has to end but NO. Every fucking donk in the universe has a big hit a tourney and i can't cause my huge hands get buttfucked so massively. Maybee if play 20+ tourneys a day i might hit stg or prlly lose it all. Sometimes i click on final tables of random tourneys and i see the HUGEST DONKS win the shit just raping everyone else. 62o allin, no problem, AK is busted! Every single tournament i have FTed the biggest donk won it! WTF!?!? The better i play tourneys the less i cash. If i do cash i get badbeaten right after the bubble. Does anyone else feel like tournaments are HUGELY fucked up by the Poker Force. I am just sick from those luckfests. The donk rule the tournaments. I don't even know the purpose of this blog. Just tell me that you too get buttraped by the donks in tourneys. I feel alone now. I am just losing lil by lil my money on these shits. You play for hours and just when u feel like cumming your dick is cut out. Painfull and disgusting and unfair!!! FUCK TOURNAMENTS! FUCK DONKS! I am secretly wishing i could get a huge tourney donk in a dark room and just beating the hell out of him hearing the screams. That would make me so happy just fkn enjoying the huge donk getting fked up and beaten . God i hate them!!!!!
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n1ck   Bulgaria. Feb 12 2009 21:29. Posts 308 | | |
are u nuts, that's impossible to read |
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The cruelest dream, reality. | |
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PplusAD   Germany. Feb 12 2009 21:36. Posts 7180 | | |
i agree with what u said ...
Tournaments are fucking ridiculous |
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U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) | |
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Liofle   Bulgaria. Feb 12 2009 21:37. Posts 274 | | |
tilted. DON'T READ IT THEN. GN |
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whamm!   Albania. Feb 12 2009 21:52. Posts 11625 | | |
i didnt read at all but yeah tourneys do suck for most of us |
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Sheitan   Canada. Feb 12 2009 22:07. Posts 4217 | | |
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Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt | |
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player999   Brasil. Feb 12 2009 22:48. Posts 7978 | | |
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Browsing through your hand histories makes me wonder that you might not be aware these games are possibly play money. Have you ever tried to cash out? - Kapol | |
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YC_Fan88   United States. Feb 12 2009 23:52. Posts 160 | | |
shove 27o against the donk's AA, you have 13% equity.
Ship it. |
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YC_Fan88   United States. Feb 12 2009 23:54. Posts 160 | | |
seriously tho, FTP's underdog almost always hits, i dont even know why. That's why i have been pushing any 2 pair against decent reg... and i have been sucking out well i must admit... seriously FTP so rigged. But you should take advantage of those gutshots and AI setmines.
P.S. flush draws dont come that often on FTP btw. |
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Muhweli   Finland. Feb 12 2009 23:55. Posts 10663 | | |
Ewwwww!! I pooed a little when I saw that, but can't read it obv. |
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