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Liofle   Bulgaria. Feb 12 2009 21:17. Posts 274
OK. Enough is enough! I have taken so much shit throught the tournaments i've played in my life it is just sick. Cash-wise i am ok but when it comes to tournaments it just seems like i am doomed to get badbeaten. The last several hundred sngs i've played the Boss Media soft. has just raped me, then ipoker did that too. So i started cash. But from time to time i relax with a tourny cause the guys playing tourneys with up to 20-30$ buyin are so UNBELIEVABLY bad it is mindblowing. And yet their flush draws, OESD , gutshots always rape my sets and so on. But i don't lose hope cause theoretically everything will come to place. So, i decided to try FTP, about which i constantly hear "rigged".. much more than any other site. I bought in for 2 tourneys, 8$ and a 10$ (with bounty). I quickly doubled up on both of them and i realised that i have never in my life encountered such bad players. Almost everyone at my tables was ready to get it in with air or call with 2 overs or a g-shot! I flopped a str8 and set and was like "lol it is not rigged at all! ". Then... AK on one table, JJ on the other. I went allin on the turn with AK with TPTK, villain had AT, 3 outs. T. Busted. On the other: a shorty calls a minraise, i 3bet them, only he calls. Pot is = his stack. Flop 787, me allin, he calls A7. Nice hand, nice calls preflop. Then i recovered and i have 15k, blinds 400/800. me: AA. UTG raises 3BB, I 3bet smallish cause he is a huge shoving donk. Folded to him, he calls. Flop AsTd2s. He leads allin, I very happy with a smile call thinking how finally i might hit big in a donkament after 3 hours of play and playing good and all those feelings. He shows me JK. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....(silence)" during the silence, a Q came on the MOTHERFUCKJING RIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!? HE CALLED MY 3BET WITH JK, SHOVED ON A-HIGH FLOP AND RIVERS HIS 3OUTER. How many times should get fkngly raped. I play play play play play and BANG FUCK YOU U R OUT cause u get it in 70% with the better hand. I just can't believe how the hell can this happen. Every time i think this has to end but NO. Every fucking donk in the universe has a big hit a tourney and i can't cause my huge hands get buttfucked so massively. Maybee if play 20+ tourneys a day i might hit stg or prlly lose it all. Sometimes i click on final tables of random tourneys and i see the HUGEST DONKS win the shit just raping everyone else. 62o allin, no problem, AK is busted! Every single tournament i have FTed the biggest donk won it! WTF!?!? The better i play tourneys the less i cash. If i do cash i get badbeaten right after the bubble. Does anyone else feel like tournaments are HUGELY fucked up by the Poker Force. I am just sick from those luckfests. The donk rule the tournaments. I don't even know the purpose of this blog. Just tell me that you too get buttraped by the donks in tourneys. I feel alone now. I am just losing lil by lil my money on these shits. You play for hours and just when u feel like cumming your dick is cut out. Painfull and disgusting and unfair!!! FUCK TOURNAMENTS! FUCK DONKS! I am secretly wishing i could get a huge tourney donk in a dark room and just beating the hell out of him hearing the screams. That would make me so happy just fkn enjoying the huge donk getting fked up and beaten . God i hate them!!!!!

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n1ck   Bulgaria. Feb 12 2009 21:29. Posts 308

are u nuts, that's impossible to read

The cruelest dream, reality. 

PplusAD   Germany. Feb 12 2009 21:36. Posts 7180

i agree with what u said ...

Tournaments are fucking ridiculous

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) 

Liofle   Bulgaria. Feb 12 2009 21:37. Posts 274

tilted. DON'T READ IT THEN. GN


whamm!   Albania. Feb 12 2009 21:52. Posts 11625

i didnt read at all but yeah tourneys do suck for most of us


Sheitan   Canada. Feb 12 2009 22:07. Posts 4217

Wall of text QQing ftw

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

player999   Brasil. Feb 12 2009 22:48. Posts 7978

you're not alone.

Browsing through your hand histories makes me wonder that you might not be aware these games are possibly play money. Have you ever tried to cash out? - Kapol 

ConquistadoR   Germany. Feb 12 2009 23:12. Posts 1952

you're not alone

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YC_Fan88   United States. Feb 12 2009 23:52. Posts 160

shove 27o against the donk's AA, you have 13% equity.

Ship it.


YC_Fan88   United States. Feb 12 2009 23:54. Posts 160

seriously tho, FTP's underdog almost always hits, i dont even know why. That's why i have been pushing any 2 pair against decent reg... and i have been sucking out well i must admit... seriously FTP so rigged. But you should take advantage of those gutshots and AI setmines.

P.S. flush draws dont come that often on FTP btw.


Muhweli   Finland. Feb 12 2009 23:55. Posts 10663

Ewwwww!! I pooed a little when I saw that, but can't read it obv.

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