"HI I JUST CAME TO MAKE THE SAMER ****ING THREAD. OMFG I JUST TILTED EIGHT BUYINS OFF TO THIS ****ING MONKEY HE HIT EVERY SINGLE DRAW HE GOT IT IN BAD ALMOST EVERY ****ING TIME AND JUST HIT AND HIT AND HIT AND HIT AND HIT AND ****ING HIT ASIOPUDBPISUBGFIPU ****. im so ****ing pissed i wanna break so much ****. or i wanna eat 5g of shrooms and smoke a blunt to my face and who the **** knows what at that point. i need to hit a real ****ing person INANIMATE OBJECTS DO NOT FEEL MY ****ING PAIN DO YOU UINDERSTAND{OSNIF{OSING
THANK ****ING GOD I WAS UP TREE AND A HAV BUYINS THAT SESSION BEFORE THE MONKEY TILT COMMENCED. ****. "
and this:
"i fcking hate when you are playing a total fcking complete moron idiotfcktard, and you make a soulread because the idiot has been 3betting you everysingle time. You simply call his 3bet with your A10. the flop comes with nothing. asssshatmonkeybrain makes a huge bet, and you call thinking your A is good(which it is until the motherfcker spikes a 3 on the river to beat you with T3) "