Someone take my UB money!

lol i like how you've nearly doubled it in a day ^^

I had 24 cents on it from like 2006 and UB randomly gave me 40 bucks in cash yesterday. Played some BJ and HU and got to 200+. 4 tabled some NL50 for like an hour and nearly doubled it. UB is so fishy. It's not even like I ran that good, these fish are jamming 2nd pair against me with almost zero equity or calling down triple barrels very light. I swear if UB weren't crooks with zero credibility, I'd actually play there.