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I found a chatconversation between Phil Hellmuth and one of the best limitplayers in the world, HOSS_TBF, that took place on UB recently in a 3-way limit game. I think Hellmuth became somewhat tilted 
Its taken from hoss_tbf blog and I have excluded some parts so it wont be tooo long (but its still long).. if you want to read the whole chat you can find it here: http://hoss-tbf.livejournal.com/18125.html
PHILHELLMUTH: but now I'm going to punich weakness
PHILHELLMUTH: and your over plays will get me even
PHILHELLMUTH: OVER PLAYS!!!!!!!!!!
PHILHELLMUTH: OP!!
PHILHELLMUTH: what a joke
as he says this, we are dealt a hand where it goes cutoff raise, phil rr the button, i call in bb, co calls
flop comes KK8, phil and i cap, other guy folds
turn is a 2--i bet, phil raises, i rr, phil . . . folds
HOSS_TBF: OVERPLAYS!
PHILHELLMUTH: U or me?
PHILHELLMUTH: I had 7-7
HOSS_TBF: guess that answers that question
PHILHELLMUTH: U called 3 cold
PHILHELLMUTH: in BB
PHILHELLMUTH: crunk would have 30k less if deck broke even
HOSS_TBF: phil you'd have 8 million less if deck broke even
TURNTHECAROFF: true story
PHILHELLMUTH: u morons cannot even play LH right, how U gonna beat
we then play a hand where the flop is jt6, we cap the flop, phil bets and i raise turn
river is a 6, phil checks, i check my J5 behind, he shows 96o for trips
HOSS_TBF: phil you see what i check behind last hand when you make 666
PHILHELLMUTH: U such a moron I make those checks everyday
PHILHELLMUTH: tons of times
HOSS_TBF: but i do them while actually playing well
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PHILHELLMUTH: raise and bet every street
PHILHELLMUTH: what a joke
PHILHELLMUTH: this ***cin moron turn firing OP MF
PHILHELLMUTH: ****
PHILHELLMUTH: brutal
PHILHELLMUTH: I never hit vs the moron
PHILHELLMUTH: fuyck
PHILHELLMUTH: RWGHwwshnjEDTYuj
PHILHELLMUTH: i SIT AND PLAY SUPER GITH AND MORON PLAYS EVERYHAND AND STILL WINS EVERTY POT
PHILHELLMUTH: **** YU 2
PHILHELLMUTH: THI ISNT POKER
PHILHELLMUTH: wheres the math??????????????????
PHILHELLMUTH: this isn't aupposed to happen
HOSS_TBF: phil, this is sincere: maybe you should do your breathing exercises
HOSS_TBF: i honestly do not want you to have another panic attack
PHILHELLMUTH: I really should
PHILHELLMUTH: but I ran four miles and feel great
PHILHELLMUTH: but U right I do need to settle down
PHILHELLMUTH: just beat after beats seems unbleieavbel
PHILHELLMUTH: steamed me up way too much
PHILHELLMUTH: I prob need meds, never takin em before though
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PHILHELLMUTH: wtf sick

PHILHELLMUTH: coolers and ****
HOSS_TBF: QJ vs 88 J on flop is really a cooler?
(Phil capped the flop, raised the turn and bet the river with 88)
PHILHELLMUTH: what U thionk>?
HOSS_TBF: i think it's a coinflip
PHILHELLMUTH: rreverse flops I scoop[ em both with BEST hand as usual
PHILHELLMUTH: BEST hand syndrome I have
PHILHELLMUTH: made me millions
HOSS_TBF: instead you lost both with worst hand?
HOSS_TBF: i wonder if they gave out anti-bracelets
HOSS_TBF: how many you would have
PHILHELLMUTH: yeah
PHILHELLMUTH: what a joke
HOSS_TBF: OP?
PHILHELLMUTH: moron gets every raise in when tiny favorite
PHILHELLMUTH: pathtetic play
PHILHELLMUTH: I give U zero action hoss
PHILHELLMUTH: and U still take ace rag and win every pot
PHILHELLMUTH: U beat my QQ and my AK
PHILHELLMUTH: and U hit mirca;ces
PHILHELLMUTH: ALL THAT, and I will beat you for 200K by end of year PROMIS
PHILHELLMUTH: cause you just another OP
PHILHELLMUTH: 66k in front of U, PEEEUUUU sir
PHILHELLMUTH: its semlls bad from ehre
PHILHELLMUTH: zero acrton from me
PHILHELLMUTH: what a sucker
PHILHELLMUTH: plqys every single pot
PHILHELLMUTH: and pays off like a slot machine
TURNTHECAROFF: lolololol
HOSS_TBF: *exactly* like a slot machine
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PHILHELLMUTH: just keep up the OP suckers
PHILHELLMUTH: wow look at these beats u put on m,e

PHILHELLMUTH: I dont understand
PHILHELLMUTH: I play only AJ's and

PHILHELLMUTH: and U guys saw them up with A-9s
PHILHELLMUTH: I should have 50k right now
HOSS_TBF: maybe if you started with 200k
PHILHELLMUTH: no action we see if u hit your hands son
PHILHELLMUTH: Im a folding machine
PHILHELLMUTH: then i stick U!!!
PHILHELLMUTH: this is such BS
PHILHELLMUTH: fold folf fold
PHILHELLMUTH: I fold every button
PHILHELLMUTH: and every small blind
PHILHELLMUTH: and then U morons beat A-J
PHILHELLMUTH: or AK
PHILHELLMUTH: makes me sick U have no patience, no game
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now we play a hand where i open the button with TT, it gets 4-bet back to me with phil in the big blind, flop 872, phil and i cap, other guy folds
turn is a 9, phil checkraises and i call down. i win when phil shows A9, he then says . .
PHILHELLMUTH: so sick
PHILHELLMUTH: I sit here on the sideleines folding
PHILHELLMUTH: like an 11 time champion
PHILHELLMUTH: and y'all just get lucky
TURNTHECAROFF: folding folding folding
TURNTHECAROFF: finally he picks up the 3RD BEST HAND in a 3way pot
PHILHELLMUTH: are you ****** kidding me
PHILHELLMUTH: yeah I got colleed
TURNTHECAROFF: you were drawing 2 3 outs the whole hand phil
PHILHELLMUTH: cooler agauin and again
PHILHELLMUTH: yes dummy, ace has to hit when I slow play preflop?
PHILHELLMUTH: it came for me to lose max
TURNTHECAROFF: keep slow playin those ace rags phil
PHILHELLMUTH: U are so bad its scary
PHILHELLMUTH: but the deck saved U so far
PHILHELLMUTH: never seen a guy win with 10-4 off suit more than you
HOSS_TBF: i prefer the term "10-4 doublesuited"
HOSS_TBF: and that's because you LIMP ACES (and check back the flop)
PHILHELLMUTH: lol
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PHILHELLMUTH: wow amazing
PHILHELLMUTH: hoss Im having scurity review this session first time ever
PHILHELLMUTH: thats the truth
TURNTHECAROFF: LOLOLOL
PHILHELLMUTH: one of the most brutal sessions of my life
PHILHELLMUTH: cause I stayed strong
PHILHELLMUTH: and showed top rate hands all night
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PHILHELLMUTH: sure just **** me over hand after hand
PHILHELLMUTH: this isn't funny anymore
PHILHELLMUTH: Im gonna enjoy my revenge
PHILHELLMUTH: lol
PHILHELLMUTH: I had KJ
PHILHELLMUTH: lol
TURNTHECAROFF: hilarious phil
PHILHELLMUTH: yes they found a queen for ya'll
PHILHELLMUTH: congrats this is my biggest loss in two years playing online
PHILHELLMUTH: Limit holdem
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My personal favourites is.
1. "I should have 50k right now" - "maybe if you started with 200k"
2. "i wonder if they gave out anti-bracelets, how many you would have"
3. " folding folding folding, finally he picks up the 3RD BEST HAND in a 3way pot"
but there are too many good ones that I cant list everyone. This conversation is kinda epic!  |
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| Vegetarian - an old indian word for ”bad hunter” | |
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Have read before, would read again. GL |
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Nazgul  Netherlands. Mar 14 2009 09:38. Posts 7080 | | | |
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| You almost twin-caracked his AK - JonnyCosmo | |
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wolfheart Estonia. Mar 14 2009 09:40. Posts 7592 | | |
omg this is golden... i am starting to wonder how he made all those bracletss being so poor looser. |
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LightinG Poland. Mar 14 2009 10:03. Posts 234 | | | |
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| If you build 1000 bridges and suck one cock, you are not a bridge builder. You are a cock sucker. | Last edit: 14/03/2009 10:03 |
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Coogan Poland. Mar 14 2009 10:48. Posts 42 | | |
ROTFL, this should go on the first page
HOSS_TBF: phil you'd have 8 million less if deck broke even
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| hi. | Last edit: 14/03/2009 10:49 |
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Avius Iraq. Mar 14 2009 11:15. Posts 219 | | |
awesome convo, thanks for posting it here, would've missed it otherwise |
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Shenny Canada. Mar 14 2009 11:24. Posts 1514 | | |
phil is my hero, makes me laugh everytime, hes so great |
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ChromaX Bulgaria. Mar 14 2009 12:24. Posts 392 | | |
always makes me feel good to see this :-) |
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| AA is only a pair MUPPET - the guy who cracked my AA calling AI pf with QJ | |
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EXCELED Canada. Mar 14 2009 12:45. Posts 401 | | |
ye i saw this earlier, this was awesome lol |
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Ket United Kingdom. Mar 14 2009 13:10. Posts 8665 | | |
i recommend reading it all, its awesome lol |
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mikeymoo Canada. Mar 14 2009 13:56. Posts 988 | | |
I recommend narrating it in funny voices. brb. |
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mikeymoo Canada. Mar 14 2009 14:32. Posts 988 | | | |
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k2o4 United States. Mar 14 2009 14:58. Posts 4803 | | |
roflmao!
how did phill ever win anything? he's horrible at poker. |
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Ket United Kingdom. Mar 14 2009 15:15. Posts 8665 | | | |
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mikeymoo Canada. Mar 14 2009 15:28. Posts 988 | | |
| | On March 14 2009 14:15 Ket wrote:
link fail?
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Works for me- I'll log out and try again.
EDIT: Hm wtf it only works when I'm logged in. |
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| o_O | Last edit: 14/03/2009 15:30 |
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mikeymoo Canada. Mar 14 2009 15:37. Posts 988 | | |
pffffffft I guess so. I made one myself without realizing lol |
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Highcard Canada. Mar 14 2009 16:18. Posts 5428 | | | |
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