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ck20   . Mar 17 2009 13:54. Posts 1130 | | |
Without fucking? xD
I mean, let's say some of your sperm gets on her clit.
by some, i mean VERY fucking little.
Jesus fucking christ, my friend just texted me that his girlfriend just made two tests and they are both positive..
i dislike the bitch, so maybe there is some cheating going on?
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Sicks Macks   United States. Mar 17 2009 13:55. Posts 3929 | | |
not really no, i mean sperm dies super fast in the air. |
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NewBornBaby   United States. Mar 17 2009 14:05. Posts 413 | | |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS. |
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John Galt   Canada. Mar 17 2009 14:07. Posts 618 | | |
depends on alot of factors, but mainly u need to get the kids into the cervix |
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WastedGate   United States. Mar 17 2009 14:08. Posts 667 | | |
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OpWestAcct   United States. Mar 17 2009 14:12. Posts 640 | | |
Yeah there is no way - so if your friend is not lying about what happened then there some fishy shit going on. |
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let me know when this airs on the Maury Show |
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Remod   Croatia. Mar 17 2009 14:24. Posts 312 | | |
it is not safe to just rely on getting it out on time because some sperm can come out during sex, before u actually cam, so everything is possible in this case. |
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Kusimuumi   Finland. Mar 17 2009 14:47. Posts 186 | | |
a.) Your friend failed and doesn't dare to admit it. (This might have happened before the incident in question.)
b.) There's something fishy going on with the gf.
c.) Not doing it right. (EDIT: piss-flush before doing it again.)
d.) Supersperm overlord which needs to be born.
e.) Third coming of Jesus.
Pick your poison.
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palak   United States. Mar 17 2009 14:53. Posts 4601 | | |
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SIG1   United States. Mar 17 2009 14:55. Posts 651 | | |
| On March 17 2009 13:05 NewBornBaby wrote:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS. |
a new born baby would no |
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thewh00sel   United States. Mar 17 2009 15:00. Posts 2734 | | |
i mean if they had sex without a condom at all then she can be pregnant regardless even if he didnt finish |
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ck20   . Mar 17 2009 15:51. Posts 1130 | | |
he never fucked her
she claims to be virgin
LOLS |
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traxamillion   United States. Mar 17 2009 15:55. Posts 10468 | | |
well she obviously isn't a virgin and some nigga nutted in her |
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maxousek   Czech Republic. Mar 17 2009 15:56. Posts 464 | | |
UGH thats tough
Does anyone know , if my girlfriend can get pregnant when she did me an oral and swallowed it ??
PLS SRS QUESTION |
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TalentedTom   Canada. Mar 17 2009 16:07. Posts 20070 | | |
| On March 17 2009 14:51 ck20 wrote:
he never fucked her
she claims to be virgin
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This is how Jesus was born
bout time he comes back |
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LOL its like 0% chance, however sperm can live outside the body for 3days
but its like 16% chance of her getting pregnant even if u sprayed ur entire jizz load all in her uterus.
its super hard for girls to get pregnant unless its one of the 3 days they are super fertile. |
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ck20   . Mar 17 2009 16:38. Posts 1130 | | |
3 days they are super fertile.
and when these days occur? how much days after period?
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UGH thats tough
Does anyone know , if my girlfriend can get pregnant when she did me an oral and swallowed it ??
PLS SRS QUESTION
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Yeah its funny, but not as funny when it comes to real life drama when my friend is like "ohmygod wtf im gonna be dad and i havnt even fucked her"
and u know, waiting to make DNA tests and so on and living like 10 months without fucking clue wtf is goin on sucks |
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DaEm0niCuS   United States. Mar 17 2009 17:28. Posts 3292 | | |
Rofl, your friend hasn't even fucked her and you are both flipping? Umm, ditch the bitch.
What kinda dumb whore lies about being a virgin and tries to convince a guy she has never had sex with that it's his child, and for that matter what kind of stupid fuck believes her? |
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