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I'm running so bad, I'm running like shit
I think I should throw in the towel and quit
With 2 outs on the river, the fish always hit
And I always get stacked though I play like a nit
No matter the cards, no matter the stacks
My asshole gets violated and stretched to the max
Being dealt aces makes me cry like a sop
I know the villain will hit his set on the flop
Flopping a set makes my eyes burn
I know a set over set will come on the turn
Turning a flush makes my spider sense quiver
I know the board will pair on the river
When faced with a shove, my tears it arouses
I know that it's time to lower my trousers
When faced with a raise, oh how it rankles
I know that it's time to grab my ankles
I thought poker was easy and the money was free
But now the only one getting poked is me.
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Avius Iraq. Apr 03 2009 08:40. Posts 219 | | |
EASIEST 5/5 like in a long time if not ever
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Kapol Poland. Apr 03 2009 08:41. Posts 4696 | | |
OMG this is awesome. Move it to Main Poker asap. |
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lachlan Australia. Apr 03 2009 08:48. Posts 6991 | | |
LOL sticky this! make it front page news while ur at it :D good one |
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RainyDay Korea (South). Apr 03 2009 09:25. Posts 484 | | | |
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good way to keep up a sense of humor during rough times  |
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acdawg712 United States. Apr 03 2009 15:45. Posts 2639 | | |
that's really good, glglglgl |
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