badbeat T_T

i usually shout like 30% of the time still

i masturbate everytime i get bad beat

On April 14 2009 20:47 killThemDonks wrote: i masturbate everytime i get bad beat

snap

you should become so accustomed to it that you just move to the next hand Obviously this is optimal.

I'm not quite there yet. If its online its much easier to deal with because usually its just one hand out of the 600 I'll play for the hour. Playing live its one hand out of the 22 I'll be playing for the hour, lol. So I get really quiet and just like wtf fml.

Anyway, you should really learn to just accept the beats and move on.

I expect it to happen, so the real question should be, how do you act when you dont get sucked out on.

Just use it as your bad beat story you tell. Just change the stakes to like 2/4 or something when you tell it.

On April 14 2009 20:47 killThemDonks wrote: i masturbate everytime i get bad beat

stop try to blame your jerk off frequency on your beats

OP this wouldn't have happened if you yelled HOLD when you got the money in. I have to do it all the time on iPoker otherwise I would never win a pot.

On April 14 2009 20:47 killThemDonks wrote: i masturbate everytime i get bad beat

if i did this i dont think i would have a dick left haha

I usually slam my desk to the point where I nearly break my pinky finger... roommate understands that its completely normal to hear loud bangs, explosions, and crashes coming from my room. This is all stemmed from poker. I need a drink.

On April 14 2009 22:00 lazymej wrote: Show nested quote + On April 14 2009 20:47 killThemDonks wrote: i masturbate everytime i get bad beat stop try to blame your jerk off frequency on your beats OP this wouldn't have happened if you yelled HOLD when you got the money in. I have to do it all the time on iPoker otherwise I would never win a pot.

nothing wrong with giving yourself a little "bad beat" to clear your mind


True about iPoker...i used to spam "HOLD" in the chat in all-in situations. Then they disabled all-in chat

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/192809
enjoy some of my pain