CrownRoyal United States. Apr 15 2009 15:41. Posts 11385
So i took the milkman challenge yesterday after i read his blog about drinking all day and playing HU. I started drinking at 4pm and playing some reg heads up on 2 tables. I quickly accumulated a $750 profit raping his soul and stuff but then i lost 2 huge like 500 dollar pots to him and broke even. sigh. Then I made some burritos and ate them while watching gomtv and my friend called me and we went backroading (drinking and driving on back roads, you arent gonna get it or understand unless you're a redneck). Before we went though we went to the gas station to get beer and in pulled a girl who im really good friends with and one of my ex fuck buddies was with her. I hate my ex fuck buddy with an immense passion so i obv ignored her and eventually after drinking enough me and my friend decided fuck it two girls and two guys is better than 2dudes so we picked them up. I was obv being a huge douche and having an insanely fun time singing really loud and being the greatest DJ of all time. Ex fuck buddy kept asking me to come sit in the back seat with her but i obv turned her down knowing in the back of my mind that i would eventually find my way back there but oh well, the more she tries to get it and the longer i wait the more she wants it so i had to make sure to play my hand right.
soooooooo a few beers later i mingle my way into the back seat and she just starts making out with me lolol, i tell her to take her top off and she complies and here we go i got a live sex show starting, right???????? she wont take her pants off so wtfever, fail, i start ignoring her and she keeps rubbing up on me but wont take her pants off so whatever. Then like, im really confused what happened but somehow we ended up back at my house and the girls leaving and her screaming "WHY DONT YOU GO FUCK SONYA" as i was standing outside my truck dumbfounded and shirtless.
so... we're going out tonight. i haven't gotten laid in a while, run good one time???????
and she gave me a fucking hickey, im getting revenge.
On March 16 2009 00:41 CrownRoyal wrote:
So tomorrow I start working out! As of 30 minutes ago I am no longer drinking/eating/consuming sugar and or eating any junk food.
Not sure what type of workouts I'm gonna do just yet but prob just gonna bulk up and eat lotsa clean protein and try to stay away from fatty protein intake cause i dont need to put any more weight on T_T.
I used to be very muscular/strong/in shape when I was in highschool and lifted every day/played baseball/basketball. I weigh about the same now as I did then (I weigh 182lbs and i weighed 180 when i graduated but i'm a far cry from the build i had back then.)
The hardest part of all of this is i dunno how i'm gonna handle not drinking. I've been drinking 5-6 days a week on avg i guess i'll try to cut that in half so 2-3 days a week only.
I'm gonna update every sunday after hsp i think with pics/stories/whatever and for now here are some nasty pics of how gross i look right now.
I'm not real sure what my goals are with this but I wanna lose this feeling of being fat that has recently set in and be proud to take my shirt off this summer when im at the lake or wherever.
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CrownRoyal United States. Apr 15 2009 17:25. Posts 11385
well the guys i was gonna work out with bailed out and ive basically just been watching what i eat.
havent drank much lately and have been eating healthy, i lost like 5lbs since that post
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CrownRoyal United States. Apr 15 2009 17:27. Posts 11385
also change of plans, not hanging out with that dumb slut im meeting a new girl tonight
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