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failsafe United States. Apr 18 2009 01:28. Posts 1040 | | |
Roommate's brother was over. Guy basically runs like Jesus. Won some 9-man SNG playing any two all-in all day. I was jealous since I'm still running like death at 6-max so I asked him what was up. At some point in the conversation my roommate wanted to take the brother's car to another town so he could get to church tomorrow. I was playing 6-max at the time and spewing money like a Jew recently turned hedonist. To help assuage my frustration I naturally lashed out at my roommate's religiosity. I made fun of him for a while and as I began to run worse my comments veered heavily into the blasphemous.
At some point it was suggested that my lack of faith was a possible cause for my bad run. I sensed opportunity. I offered God a propbet: If my luck turned around and I ended up at neutral or better, before midnight, I would be at church on Sunday. As of 11:58 my BR was +$6.
God 1 - 0 me.
Ship a capital G and me at church. Well-played sir.
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k2o4 United States. Apr 18 2009 02:10. Posts 4803 | | |
rofl!
if you go on a prolonged heater then I might have to start attending church again |
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YoMeR United States. Apr 18 2009 02:21. Posts 12438 | | | |
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lazymej Canada. Apr 18 2009 02:33. Posts 2897 | | |
But God does not condone 'gambling.'
Must be the work of the devil, so that he can ridicule God since the only reason people believe in him or 'love' him is that he is a means to an end. Like running good or not wanting to go to hell. |
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ThuNDeR Bulgaria. Apr 18 2009 02:55. Posts 371 | | |
Is there wi fi at that church ? Might be useful :D
u gotta be kiddin.. |
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fakeshaver United States. Apr 18 2009 03:09. Posts 1313 | | |
u shoudve asked god to please let u win this hand now. like some previous main event of world series of poker winners. |
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you probably should tell the whole community at the church how god in his great mercy let you win at poker! |
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