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nolan Ireland. Apr 22 2009 22:01. Posts 6205 | | |
so i just woke up a few hours ago, just in time for the bruins to sweep les lâches in the NHL playoffs.
anyways, last night I realized I play too much poker because I had a bizarro dream about Nazgul and Raszi, whom I don't even know whatsoever in real life. It was one of those things where I don't even know what they look like but I know it was them in the dream because of context etc.
I rarely remember dreams too so when I do remember one it freaks me out. Anyways, so check this dream out.
I get off a plane in some middle-eastern city, like, Beirut or Baghdad or something. I show up at some car auto-body shop and Raszi shows up and is like "yo me and nazgul borrowed 120k from you man" and I was like "dude come on! you can't just do that!" and they were like "nah it's cool we'll pay you back."
So I went to a computer and checked and it said like "120k loaned to Raszi and Nazgul" and I was all bummed out about it because they didn't ask they just borrowed it without letting me know until I got off the plane in the middle east. So then I go back to the auto body shop and find Raszi again and I'm like "yo Raz, what the hell did you need the 120k for anyways" since I cooled off a little bit. He was like "you really want to know?!?!" and got all excited and pulled back this curtain in the auto body shop and behind it was like a massive spaceship looking thing. Nazgul popped out of the drivers seat of it and is like "yo nolan! this shit gets 25 trillion horse power! sick right!!! we'll pay you back soon!"
I shook my head, walked down some middle-eastern street, and woke up.
Weird, huh.
p.s. i went through HEM and looked at my last 25 flips (AK vs QQ JJ TT etc and vice versa) that were all in preflop at 3/6 6m and 9m, and I'm 2 for 25. I don't think I've flipped worse than that in my life, and would be surprised if it ever happened again. Good news is I'm still somehow slightly in the positive. Anyone check out their longest flip cold streak? Bet there's some way better than mine.
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Stygg Sweden. Apr 22 2009 22:08. Posts 2347 | | |
i usually hate when ppl tell me their dreams, cause they're *supposed* to be fucked up and ppl are always amazed when they are indeed fucked up.. but this was really loool, i laughed for real |
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hab suck. what a let down they were lol. go wings go. |
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bane United States. Apr 22 2009 22:13. Posts 2379 | | |
looool the ships horsepower |
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Silver_nz New Zealand. Apr 22 2009 22:14. Posts 5647 | | |
rofl.
nazgul is such an entrepreneur... even in other peoples dreams. so its starcraft -> poker -> mma -> spaceships. i like where this is going |
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YoMeR United States. Apr 22 2009 22:20. Posts 12438 | | |
man i should look up my last flips for specific periods. i'm sure it'd be comparable. |
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Fayth  Canada. Apr 22 2009 22:31. Posts 10085 | | | |
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hahaha, bargain spaceships ftw |
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k2o4 United States. Apr 25 2009 11:34. Posts 4803 | | |
lol funny dream
man I'm losing flips constantly right now but it's got me losing overall. I really need to get better at poker so losing flips doesn't kill me so badly |
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