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vegable United States. Jun 29 2009 00:20. Posts 2453

So these past few days poker has been pretty off. With the addition of today's sessions I am now officially under 7 buy-ins in expectation. I have been playing fairly well though so whatever.

I backpack through the city last night, planning to end the night with transformers at the imax theater. Google maps shows me a theater right by the water's edge: PERFECT! I head down there going up and down the boardwalk for what must have felt like an entire hour, scratching my head going wtf? I find the closest address and inquire about an imax establishment. The confused mini-circus attendee lets me know politely that the theater has been removed for about 3 years. Thanks google maps you toolshed piece of garbage.

Whatever, I have a good laugh at this misfortune and end up at the Lusty Lady on 1st ave. I had never been, so I strode in there. apparently its a peep show, not just a porn shop. For just 25 cents, you can look through a 1 way glass at 7 naked ladies. I spent $2 before getting bored and creeped out by the balled up tissues on the floor and extreme proximity of those "private" thin viewing booths separating myself and a fellow pervert. It was the equivilent of a Microstakes Rhino and I have never seen so many c-section scars in my life.

I head out to a poker game advertised online in the udistrict, the guy let me know last week that the game was next week. Ok, I come back twice and no ones home. Whatever. I leave after 10 minutes of no response, sitting at home when he calls me up and goes "Man where are you duuuuuude? Doors been open the whole time we got 7 here!!!" and I tells him that I can't go, because...

I checked on my car before stopping by the apartment, and my mother fucking car won't start. That's right, the battery is deader than michael jackson and I've got managerial accounting tomorrow.

You can all probably guess what 4 letter word I'm feeling right now. at least this entire post won't be disconnected when I hit post message.........???

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sniderstyle United States. Jun 29 2009 01:37. Posts 2046

good times

Genginho: lose today 100 dollar only because of fishs they called and had luck on river