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$10/million Pokerstars play money. i'll take roughly 3 mill. maybe more. depends on how sexy you are.
sup motherfuckers. this is he, the most badass racist dragon you've ever met.
pokers going good. my goals toward making enough money to get a dick enhancement are rolling along at an alarming rate. much to the chagrin of my other dragon friends
moving to the city soon, to a sweet new pad - gotta completely furnish the bitch, but that's ok. i'm not racist towards furniture. only minorities and majorities.
anyways. i want to buy some play money chips. why? because i'm a fucking poker champ. and i like to show how large my dick is by shoving chips harder into the middle of the pot than a thai hooker working the corner. and i just can't do that with my normal stakes whilst drunk. sad panda stare. and as genjix says, it's actually better to prepare for playing higher stakes by playing lower ones - people are more stupid, more silly, and all around more unpredictable. so basically, i'm preparing for nl400 by playing play money. it was either this, or prepare for nl200 by playing nl10, but i decided to play it safe.
i'll pay 10$/m, and of course you're sending it first. because i'm racist, so shut your dick hole already.
oh ya. my laptop is a cuntlicker, and HEM HUD keeps fucking up, so i've got into the habit of setting it to factory settings and downloading like ~65 updates, then installing everything and finetuning my firewall and shit.
i'm like a fucking pro. fuck dell, call the racist dragon
i'd post a graph. but i've got into the perpetual habit of only havin like 20k hands then having to wipe my laptop. so fuck graphs.
later home slices
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| im at nl25 cos ppl r more aggresiv they r shoving more and play better, so if i want too improve its +ev to play more nl25 before i move to nl200 - genjix | |
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