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Timonga United States. Jul 13 2009 11:41. Posts 1074 | | |
Sweet, so this will be my first blog and depressingly it won’t be about poker, but about a girl. Read further if you want to, whatever. So, I’m taking a microbiology lab course this summer. The first day of class, I was a little late and so I found the first table with an open seat. As I go to sit down, I kind of notice through the corner of my eye that the girl sitting next to me has been staring at me, although I’m not too sure so I look and our eyes lock for an awkwardly long time before we both smile. The girl is very cute and I’m thinking cool beans. As we begin our first lab, she introduces herself and tells me her name, Joanna. Since that first day, she has been extremely good to me. For example, everyone gets their own safety goggles, gown, etc for lab from the storage shelves, but she always gets my things for me. She gives me a ton of attention and is super, super nice and she’s giving a ton of vibes that she likes me, including waiting outside of class for me if she finishes her exam or quiz first, etc. We have great chemistry and are really hitting it off. She giggles and blushes like a little school girl at my lame jokes. I am like, 99.99% sure this girl is into me. Damn these manly, rugged, handsome good looks of mine always getting me in trouble.
So we had an exam this morning, she finished about 5 minutes before me and after I finish my exam, as usual she is waiting for me in the hallway like a dog waiting on its master. She drove today and kindly asked me if I wanted a ride. I snap say yes. So, we’ll in her ride and she starts talking about how her parents are going to Florida for the week and she’ll have the house to herself. I’m like, damn, this is like flopping the nuts! Full boat baby!! Ship that shit mothafker!! Eat my penis bitches!! And then she says that while she would of liked to have gone to Florida, she will instead go up north this Thursday. So okay, fine, I ask her what’s going on up north? She says that her boyfriend has a cottage up north and she’ll spend the weekend up there.
Wait, boyfriend? Come again? BOYFRIEND?!! WTF you cock tease! Gawd damn shorty, why you gotta be all nice and flirty to me and shit for the past 4 weeks and then telling me your parents are gone for the week making me think I’m gonna be riding that sweet young juicy rump of yours to kingdom come this weekend. Boyfriend WTF, boyfriend?!! R U SERIOUS? I feel like I misread the board, or my reads, or something. FML. Not sure what is going to happen from here on out, she is sending some weird mixed signals, maybe she just wants to be friends, or maybe is interested in a new BF, I dunno, I’m quite confused and I'm kinda in shock right now. I mean, I did not think she had a boyfriend the way she was treating me. I don’t think I’ll be flirting with her anymore. Yeah, I know, “there’s plenty of other fish in the sea” but I was really liking her. Plus, I was thinking that I was going to get some action this weekend, but now the only action I’ll be getting is from other micro donks like myself, super nits who always have the nuts, and Rosey Palm.
Anyways, poker wise, I’m still toiling in the micros while guys I started out with are in midstakes and higher like Exhilirate and Rockman. Another FML. Also, I just missed getting into grad school, FML again. Gonna go listen to some Interpol…..GL everyone.
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"chick" in title and no pics ?
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Timonga United States. Jul 13 2009 11:52. Posts 1074 | | |
| | On July 13 2009 10:50 KidPokeher wrote:
"chick" in title and no pics ?
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FAIL??? How poetic, story of my life |
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dryath Australia. Jul 13 2009 12:07. Posts 1317 | | | |
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Naib Hungary. Jul 13 2009 12:08. Posts 968 | | |
A far fetch but perhaps talk to her about this openly? I heard that solves problems faster than writing them on an interwebz forum... |
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ok so she has a boyfriend
doesn't totally rule out the possibility that she's still into you |
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Shenny Canada. Jul 13 2009 12:13. Posts 1514 | | |
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score |
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| | On July 13 2009 11:13 Shenny wrote:
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score |
agreed
edit: and wtf no pics? |
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NeillyJQ United States. Jul 13 2009 12:15. Posts 8947 | | |
| | On July 13 2009 11:13 Shenny wrote:
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score |
4tw
take her out and smash that shit, don't get insecure cuz theres a chiwawa in the mix, be the boss dog that u r and take that lil shorty out 4 a good night n smash that shit |
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Shove it all in and river that shit! gogo 1 time! |
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Achoo Canada. Jul 13 2009 12:38. Posts 1454 | | |
LOL she has a boyfriend so what ? You're on a freeroll open your eyes allo ? |
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"so she would have LIKED to go to florida. but INSTEAD goes up north." that doesn't sound like its her first choice. you could have said something like: that doesn't sound too bad either. and if she is like "yeah but blablabla." things will take care of itself maybe 
i wouldnt cooler her too hard but don't invest too much of your feelings into it either. just see what happens. good luck.
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| | On July 13 2009 11:40 Night[Mare] wrote:
3bet her imo |
by showing up at the cottage and asserting your male dominance by throwing his shoes outside floofy style fyp |
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Ludrik Australia. Jul 13 2009 13:09. Posts 9 | | |
Always throw in a casual "I can't believe you don't have a boyfriend", or something to that affect, early on. Pretty sure you've been friend zoned but different postcode so... who knows. |
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Exhilarate United States. Jul 13 2009 13:24. Posts 5453 | | |
fuck her and find another girl
btw you got AIM? |
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you know how many girls i've fucked who had boyfriends, they dont care man, just make sure your game is TIGHT |
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Thall Switzerland. Jul 13 2009 14:09. Posts 355 | | |
| | On July 13 2009 11:13 Shenny wrote:
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score |
u made my day
@topic: try to speak with her about it, i have been in a quite similar situation one year ago. Turned out that she was very sorry because it wasnt her intention to leave/cheat on her BF. It was quite hard the first week, but nowadays we're the very best friends.
gl to you |
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Sicks Macks United States. Jul 13 2009 14:13. Posts 3929 | | |
I'm pretty confused as to why you can't still have sex with her... |
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