CrownRoyal United States. Aug 13 2009 21:37. Posts 11385
K, so i woke up 20 minutes late today, take a shower anyway cause wtf, cant go a day+ without one. I then get in my bigass penske truck which is a fucking piece of shit faggot and I type my store into the GPS. My GPS brings me to a housing district and not a business in sight, wtf. I type the address into my iphone, it takes me to another housing district, wtf??? Then I find the road that the wal-mart is supposed to be on and I just drive up and down it til i find it, k now im 30 minutes late.
I do the CBL computers then head to the pharmacy to do their pc's. I find my pharmacist to introduce myself to and it is a pleasant old lady who is very fun/nice.(This is rare and awesome, working with a fuckhead is annoying. I'm great with people and have way less problems than most of the other nerdy antisocial techs however.) I start my first pc when in walks a cute 22-25 year old girl who is a pharmacy tech. We both lock eyes and I can tell she is at least interested.
Anyways, I'm jabbering to all of the pharmacy people and we're all having a great time and im actually having loads of fun while working. A few times i got a solo conversation with said cutie though and yeah, flirting is fun. This goes on for like 2 hours and then im installing a new scanner for barcode reading.
Said chick comes up to me while I'm holding a screwdriver and taking out the old mount. She says "Wow, looks like you're pretty good at screwing." wtf wow!!??? I have absolutely no idea how to respond to this without either looking desperate or awkward so I put together this dandy of a line within a second or so. "Yeah, well, it comes with the territory" and I gave her a wink. We continue flirting and talking about screwing/pulling in cute sexual ways and then as im done doing what im doing she says "Too bad I'm married and have a kid" and then she walks off. wtf??? we didnt talk after that. I've never felt so raped and used in my life.
On the brightside though man, my next city was DODGE MOTHER FUCKING CITY KANSAS. The gunslingin' gambling most badass city I thought ever existed since i was a little kid dream about dodge omg yes i'm going there finally.
holy fuck now that im here, wow, dodge is fucking the worst city ive ever been to. It smells awful, my hotel is terrible, there aren't any gunfights or saloons or prostitutes or fuck even horses or something. I've never been so let down in my life, wow dodge sucks. There is literally not a single good thing I have to say about dodge. It's undoubtedly the worst place ive ever been. I'm so let down you guys have no idea. I planned my week out and did stores slow so that I could stay here this weekend and mingle and go to museums and have stuff to do and love it.
I guess that's why there exists the saying "Get the fuck out of dodge" lol.
Also I think that married woman would have fucked you anyways, sounds like a whore. Step up and be a home wrecker next time!
Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama
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terrybunny19240 United States. Aug 13 2009 21:55. Posts 13829
LOLOLOL
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21drful United States. Aug 13 2009 22:18. Posts 400
"Said chick comes up to me while I'm holding a screwdriver and taking out the old mount. She says "Wow, looks like you're pretty good at screwing." wtf wow!!??? I have absolutely no idea how to respond to this without either looking desperate or awkward so I put together this dandy of a line within a second or so. "Yeah, well, it comes with the territory" and I gave her a wink."
Sounds like a bad porno. funny stuff man.
Fuck the bullshit
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Into Infinity United States. Aug 13 2009 22:33. Posts 1884
matdon460 United States. Aug 13 2009 23:58. Posts 1089
girl totally fucked with you to make herself feel hot. fucking dirty whores. fuck small town missouri and kansas too.
Of course it was a good shove, I won
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Silver_nz New Zealand. Aug 14 2009 01:05. Posts 5647
doesn't sounds like the rape was too bad? just a bit of kidding around, next time bust out some negs and DHV's, plow through the 'i have a boyfriend' test, then you can bounce and close.
Last edit: 14/08/2009 01:07
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asdf2000 United States. Aug 14 2009 01:06. Posts 7702
ROFL! HILARIOUS
Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right.
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TheView United States. Aug 14 2009 01:55. Posts 90
next time a "said chick" enters the equation, have your zipper unzipped and just the head of ur pecker hanging out (you may have to twist and/or maneuver a little,but it can be done). This technique allows you to tease her, too, because we all know chicks love dudes w/ screw drivers and their pecker hanging out
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thumbz555 United States. Aug 14 2009 03:45. Posts 3281
You really should have popped some wood and rubbed it on her ass, then whispered in her ear "your perscription's ready"
if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN
Lol you know it could have been either way : either she wanted to test you if you'd still hit her beside her marital status, or she was just making fun with you. You could have insisted though
Anyway, you could take it like a "compliment".
Shin-il : Yeah it was very very very good for me too. Rekrul : YOU MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING SON OF A BITCH
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