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TheView   United States. Aug 22 2009 23:13. Posts 90
First of all, let me preface this by saying that this only happens every now and then. So, I woke up this afternoon and sat down at my laptop and opened up some tables. About 10 minutes into the session, I had to take a major dump. But i was like fuck it, I dont want to sit out so I'll just play for like an hour then take a break. So an hour passes and go to take my monster slam... but i can't go. So I'm like fuck it, I'll go grind some more. Well, about 15 minutes in I have to take a big monster dump again, but this time I'm like fuck it... I'm gonna go shit RIGHT NOW. So I go the bathroom and, well... once again, I cant go. It happened 1 more time later, and I still havn't gone. Really the only time that this ever happens is when I walk into Best Buy. I fucking love that store. I always thought that it happened because I got too excited when I walked into Best Buy, but today it happened while i was trying to grind. Anyway, long story short, the bathroom is now my computer room. My chair is the toilet... ok that was a lie. But has this ever happened to anybody else while they were trying to grind?

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thumbz555   United States. Aug 23 2009 05:04. Posts 3281

No constipation problems, but I have been known to piss in a bottle if I can find one lying around my desk... =/

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