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SIG1 United States. Sep 01 2009 20:20. Posts 651

Submitted by : SIG1

Stage #1619459778: Holdem (1 on 1) No Limit $0.50 - 2009-09-01 20:11:42 (ET)
Table: JAMAICA HWY (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - Hero ($105.20 in chips)
Seat 4 - STEINYSMOOTH ($96.95 in chips)
Hero - Posts small blind $0.25
STEINYSMOOTH - Posts big blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Hero - Raises $1.25 to $1.50
STEINYSMOOTH - Calls $1

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $3.00)


STEINYSMOOTH - Checks
Hero - Bets $2
STEINYSMOOTH - Calls $2

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $7.00)


STEINYSMOOTH - Checks
Hero - Bets $5
STEINYSMOOTH - Calls $5

River (Pot : $17.00)


STEINYSMOOTH - Checks
Hero - Bets $14
STEINYSMOOTH - Calls $14

Showdown
Hero - Shows (Two Pair, kings and tens)
STEINYSMOOTH - Shows (Two Pair, eights and fours)
Hero Collects $44.50 from main pot

Summary
Total Pot($45) | Rake ($0.50)
Board
Seat 4: STEINYSMOOTH (big blind) HI:lost with Two Pair, eights and fours - ]
Seat 6: Hero (dealer) (small blind) won Total ($44.50) HI$44.50) with Two Pair, kings and tens - ]

STEINYSMOOTH: i flopped 2 pair
STEINYSMOOTH: u had to have runner runner
STEINYSMOOTH: just to let ya know
STEINYSMOOTH: before i report ya
SEOBOMBISGAY: damn sry for cheating
SEOBOMBISGAY: wont do it again
STEINYSMOOTH: obv im a reg and aint dumb
STEINYSMOOTH: i have 30k
SEOBOMBISGAY: o damn
STEINYSMOOTH: and im reporting u for 20$ pot
STEINYSMOOTH: because your scum
STEINYSMOOTH: cheating people out of money
STEINYSMOOTH: obv makes u proud
SEOBOMBISGAY: =(
STEINYSMOOTH: cause your obv to lazy to work
STEINYSMOOTH: gl with my host
SEOBOMBISGAY: u2
STEINYSMOOTH: keep hand pickijg runner runner 2
SEOBOMBISGAY: fine ill stop runner runnering