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domyouji   Zimbabwe. Sep 29 2009 17:19. Posts 435
I'M SRSLY ABOUT TO QUIT THIS FUKING GAME

Submitted by : domyouji

PokerStars Game #33438395397: Holdem No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2009/09/29 17:08:55 ET
Table Cuyo V 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: KillsAids ($104.25 in chips)
Seat 2: gottama ($48.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Kingcovey ($119.75 in chips)
Seat 4: KAMASUTRHA ($173.40 in chips)
Seat 5: Ovvned ($202.45 in chips)
Seat 6: rangapoker ($101.50 in chips)
Seat 8: Naruse ($255.90 in chips)
Seat 9: VICOMA1983 ($174.80 in chips)
KAMASUTRHA: posts small blind $0.50
Ovvned: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Naruse AsAd
rangapoker: raises $2 to $3
Naruse: raises $8 to $11
VICOMA1983: folds
KillsAids: folds
gottama: folds
Bigstud4 has returned
Kingcovey: folds
KAMASUTRHA: folds
Ovvned: folds
rangapoker: raises $25 to $36
Naruse: raises $219.90 to $255.90 and is all-in
rangapoker: calls $65.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($154.40) returned to Naruse

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $204.50)

   TdJd4c

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $204.50)

   TdJd4c6h

River (Pot : $204.50)

   TdJd4c6hQd

Showdown
rangapoker: shows KhAh (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Naruse: shows AsAd (a pair of Aces)
rangapoker collected $201.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $204.50 | Rake $3
Board  TdJd4c6hQd
Seat 1: KillsAids folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: gottama folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: Kingcovey (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: KAMASUTRHA (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Ovvned (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: rangapoker showed KhAh and won ($201.50) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 8: Naruse showed AsAd and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: VICOMA1983 folded before Flop (didnt bet)



Submitted by : domyouji

PokerStars Game #33437773149: Holdem No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2009/09/29 16:53:07 ET
Table Budovicium 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: SmartFAB ($101.85 in chips)
Seat 2: RedaLotfi ($99.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Eckesach ($108.20 in chips)
Seat 4: gl79 ($100 in chips)
Seat 5: Naruse ($100 in chips)
Seat 6: Extravis ($100 in chips)
Seat 7: flash877 ($47.50 in chips)
Seat 8: sbf20 ($105.30 in chips)
Seat 9: borni82 ($343.70 in chips)
Extravis: posts small blind $0.50
flash877: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Naruse AhKd
sbf20: folds
borni82: raises $4 to $5
SmartFAB: folds
RedaLotfi: calls $5
Eckesach: calls $5
gl79: folds
Naruse: raises $20 to $25
SmartFAB is sitting out
Extravis: folds
flash877: folds
borni82: calls $20
RedaLotfi: folds
Eckesach: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $61.50)

   AdJd9c
borni82: checks
Naruse: bets $30
borni82: calls $30

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $121.50)

   AdJd9cKs
SmartFAB leaves the table
borni82: checks
Naruse: bets $45 and is all-in
kiwiplayer joins the table at seat #1
borni82: calls $45

River (Pot : $211.50)

   AdJd9cKsQh

Showdown
borni82: shows KcTs (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Naruse: shows AhKd (two pair, Aces and Kings)
borni82 collected $208.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $211.50 | Rake $3
Board  AdJd9cKsQh
Seat 1: SmartFAB folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: RedaLotfi folded before Flop
Seat 3: Eckesach folded before Flop
Seat 4: gl79 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: Naruse (button) showed AhKd and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 6: Extravis (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: flash877 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: sbf20 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 9: borni82 showed KcTs and won ($208.50) with a straight, Ten to Ace



Submitted by : domyouji

PokerStars Game #33437647520: Holdem No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2009/09/29 16:50:06 ET
Table Raphaela 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: lolathegirl ($357.15 in chips)
Seat 2: skullclamer ($97.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Naruse ($100 in chips)
Seat 4: Vzcouver ($200.75 in chips)
Seat 5: SmartFAB ($108.65 in chips)
Seat 7: Kingcovey ($118.45 in chips)
Seat 8: KAMASUTRHA ($100 in chips)
Seat 9: Mastercard1 ($152.75 in chips)
SmartFAB: posts small blind $0.50
Kingcovey: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Naruse JdAh
KAMASUTRHA: folds
Mastercard1: folds
lolathegirl: calls $1
skullclamer: folds
Naruse: raises $4 to $5
Vzcouver: folds
SmartFAB: folds
Kingcovey: folds
lolathegirl: raises $4 to $9
Naruse: raises $91 to $100 and is all-in
lolathegirl: calls $91

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $201.50)

   Qd7sQc

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $201.50)

   Qd7sQc2d

River (Pot : $201.50)

   Qd7sQc2d8h

Showdown
lolathegirl: shows 2hAd (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
Naruse: shows JdAh (a pair of Queens)
lolathegirl collected $198.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $201.50 | Rake $3
Board  Qd7sQc2d8h
Seat 1: lolathegirl showed 2hAd and won ($198.50) with two pair, Queens and Deuces
Seat 2: skullclamer folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: Naruse showed JdAh and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: Vzcouver (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: SmartFAB (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Kingcovey (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: KAMASUTRHA folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 9: Mastercard1 folded before Flop (didnt bet)



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to live the dream you gotta play the gameLast edit: 29/09/2009 19:51

Chewits   United Kingdom. Sep 29 2009 17:21. Posts 2539

o_O

I am a degen. Do not believe in any of my advice. 

player999   Brasil. Sep 29 2009 17:25. Posts 7978

no ur not

Browsing through your hand histories makes me wonder that you might not be aware these games are possibly play money. Have you ever tried to cash out? - Kapol 

Zalfor   United States. Sep 29 2009 17:25. Posts 2236

meh, only 3 BI.

should've seen my hands...


domyouji   Zimbabwe. Sep 29 2009 17:30. Posts 435

THIS MONTH'S COOL GRAPH

to live the dream you gotta play the game 

thewh00sel    United States. Sep 29 2009 17:42. Posts 2734

i dont get it theyre only 9 to 1 chance of winning and a 70/30. calm down

A government is the most dangerous threat to man’s rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims. - Ayn Rand 

Loco   Canada. Sep 29 2009 17:46. Posts 20968

would you rather the guy fold his AKs pf? you are not unluckier than anyone, you're going to be losing 11% of the time in that situation like everyone else in the long run. it's a completely standard hand and so is the second one against a retarded fish 100bb deep.

third hand you chose to get it in pf. if you had just called his raise you wouldn't have gambled against the fish, you would've been able to use your postflop edge against him. you chose to gamble, you had the best of it and you lost. if you cant handle it play more postflop. man up, whine less and play more.

good luck

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccountLast edit: 29/09/2009 17:50

TianYuan    Korea (South). Sep 29 2009 17:48. Posts 6817

1st one is so, so standard but 2nd and 3rd are kinda lol

At least you play in good games!

Hm.. Off-suite socks.. 

LemOn[5thF]   Czech Republic. Sep 29 2009 17:57. Posts 15163

WHY DO YOU MOFOS KEEP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU MAKE MONEY FROM POKER.


Variance is good I say.

93% Sure! Last edit: 29/09/2009 17:57

bane   United States. Sep 29 2009 18:04. Posts 2379

this is a first I AGREE WITH LEMON lolol


domyouji   Zimbabwe. Sep 29 2009 18:15. Posts 435


  On September 29 2009 16:57 LemOn[5thF] wrote:
WHY DO YOU MOFOS KEEP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU MAKE MONEY FROM POKER.


Variance is good I say.



BEAT NL10 FIRST THEN TALK

to live the dream you gotta play the game 

lazymej   Canada. Sep 29 2009 18:30. Posts 2897

Oh snap lol.

And ya.. what TianYuan said.


domyouji   Zimbabwe. Sep 29 2009 18:49. Posts 435

u mean u want me to play with him postflop like this?

Submitted by : domyouji

PokerStars Game #33441717909: Holdem No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2009/09/29 18:32:11 ET
Table Raphaela 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: lolathegirl ($362.30 in chips)
Seat 3: Naruse ($188.35 in chips)
Seat 4: ariolis30 ($109.40 in chips)
Seat 5: ManorJr ($165.85 in chips)
Seat 6: Pumpkin Butt ($98 in chips)
Seat 7: Zocker7 ($98.40 in chips)
Seat 8: DannyOhBoy ($100 in chips)
ManorJr: posts small blind $0.50
Pumpkin Butt: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Naruse 6h8d
Zocker7: folds
DannyOhBoy: folds
lolathegirl: raises $1 to $2
Naruse: folds
ariolis30: folds
ManorJr: folds
Pumpkin Butt: raises $2 to $4
lolathegirl: calls $2

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $8.50)

   Jd6sAh
Pumpkin Butt: checks
DeluxeSamy is connected
lolathegirl: bets $358.30 and is all-in
Pumpkin Butt: calls $94 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($264.30) returned to lolathegirl

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $196.50)

   Jd6sAh2s

River (Pot : $196.50)

   Jd6sAh2s2c

Showdown
Pumpkin Butt: shows AdAs (a full house, Aces full of Deuces)
lolathegirl: shows Qc3s (a pair of Deuces)
Pumpkin Butt collected $193.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $196.50 | Rake $3
Board  Jd6sAh2s2c
Seat 1: lolathegirl showed Qc3s and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 3: Naruse folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: ariolis30 (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: ManorJr (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Pumpkin Butt (big blind) showed AdAs and won ($193.50) with a full house, Aces full of Deuces
Seat 7: Zocker7 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 8: DannyOhBoy folded before Flop (didnt bet)

to live the dream you gotta play the game 

Achoo   Canada. Sep 29 2009 18:56. Posts 1454

So std, u just discovered poker today ?

Odds are exactly 50%: it either happens or not 

Loco   Canada. Sep 29 2009 19:35. Posts 20968

yes, that's exactly what i meant.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Nazgul    Netherlands. Sep 29 2009 19:52. Posts 7080

I edited your title a bit so the capslock and swearing are off our frontpage.

You almost twin-caracked his AK - JonnyCosmoLast edit: 29/09/2009 19:54

sTrAtO   Mexico. Sep 29 2009 19:57. Posts 5882


  On September 29 2009 18:52 Nazgul wrote:
I edited your title a bit so the capslock and swearing are off our frontpage.



haha nice title

-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jaja 

lebowski   Greece. Sep 29 2009 20:00. Posts 9205

rofl

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

asdf2000   United States. Sep 30 2009 00:06. Posts 7703

hi
i hate poker too

Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right. 

 



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