Best way to get chips from a lagtards?

if he's calling 3bets so little amount of the time, you can slowly dwindle his stack by 3betting a lot, can you not?

yah, get aces

no because he'd sometimes calls it with even bottom pair, even though i can't know what hands he can be holding and then donkbet. Then what shall i do ? Since sometimes i've really nothing and i'm really weak...
It really makes me confused. Is there another way to take his money ?
Gotta admit he gots some balls and i think he plays good enough to play lag on low limits..
I really just don't know what to do...

Here's an example :
Submitted by : RaiZ

PokerStars Game #33692289914: Holdem No Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2009/10/06 2:04:22 ET
Table Virginia IV 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: 11DGM11 ($4.98 in chips)
Seat 2: mk043 ($4.42 in chips)
Seat 3: LorTim7 ($10.70 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($2.20 in chips)
Seat 5: mkvargas ($1.84 in chips)
Seat 6: nusha58 ($4.98 in chips)
mkvargas: posts small blind $0.01
nusha58: posts big blind $0.02

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
11DGM11: calls $0.02
mk043: folds
LorTim7: raises $0.06 to $0.08
Hero: raises $0.16 to $0.24
mkvargas: folds
nusha58: folds
11DGM11: folds
LorTim7: calls $0.16

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $0.53)

   
LorTim7: bets $0.06
Hero: raises $0.12 to $0.18
LorTim7: calls $0.12

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $0.89)

   
LorTim7: bets $0.06
Hero: raises $0.12 to $0.18
LorTim7: calls $0.12

River (Pot : $1.25)

   
LorTim7: bets $0.34
Hero: calls $0.34
11DGM11 leaves the table

Showdown
LorTim7: shows (high card Ace)
Hero: shows (a pair of Jacks)
Hero collected $1.88 from pot

Summary
Total pot $1.93 | Rake $0.05
Board  
Seat 1: 11DGM11 folded before Flop
Seat 2: mk043 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: LorTim7 showed and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: Hero (button) showed and won ($1.88) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 5: mkvargas (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: nusha58 (big blind) folded before Flop

and a non asshole reply would be something like play your hands with good value, ie. suited broadways, TJs, pocket pairs, and when you hit marginal like top pair Q etc. - just go ahead and raise and let him maniacal shove and what not

dont be a station
unless you hit a set on a super dry board, in which case let him hang himself

"when i think i've almost the nuts i 3 bets"

i agree with sugogosu

maybe u should do this with more than with the "almost the nuts".

plus i think if u 3 bet with almost the nuts or just pairs, its really hard to play if he calls and like the board develops into a scary board where draws or something may have hit. I think its better to like 3 bet ur very good hands and like ur air cus then if the hand continues on with the air u can easily let it go and when u have the nuts its easy to keep going.

also are u 3 betting his opens? if you said he would only call with the broadways and stuff when u 3 bet his opens then u can use that against him when ther's a low board or something.

oh and i see ur playing micro, the best strat is really value bet them lol and let them hang themselves too if they barrel alot

lol that hand is really quite funny

when he donks 6 cents into 80 cents you don't raise to 18 cents for value, you raise to 80 cents for value. this is a huge lol mistake. you aren't locked into raising 3x in NO-LIMIT holdemz

When you actually hit a hand, your bet sizing postflop should be related to the pot rather than villain's donking size. Not only are you not extracting much value, but you're also giving him correct pot odds to draw.

edit: lol simulpost.

Obviously. What you need to know is if i've bet like .6 or .7 or even .8 he'd have called and then donkbet like .36 or .4 or even .5 depending of the pot.
After that i just don't know if my hand can still hold, because with only a pair of Jack i'd not get far.
It could have been even worse if a diamond came on the turn. It'd make me more confused.
So if a diamond came on the turn and he donkbet like .4+ after calling the .8 3bet what would you do ?

id call and evaluate on the river.

but the point is u charged him for his draw so he made a bad play by calling u. and if hes going to call without a draw then ur getting alot of money from him like in ur example.

Just use any hand anlyzer like the one included with stove or HEM, and punch in 81% of hands, you will see just how much garbage he's playing. Now think about how drunk and/or retarded you would have to be on your worst day to play half of the hands he's playing. Now assume b/c he's this stupid to play that many, that if you have any pair, and especially top pair, you practically have the nuts every time no matter what the fuck he does.