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CrownRoyal   United States. Oct 12 2009 20:30. Posts 11385
I'm tired of turning fpps into cash and then losing on the bubble in the 3r after having a huge stack or whatever, sigh.

anyone want to stake my retarded ass? I'll post some graphs i could find from my old monthly result posts or alternatively you can look @ my ptr where i am a donk over an insignificant amount of hands on stars. Or you can look at my sharkscope where i raped sngs over a huge sample as my first real success in poker.

I dont really wanna play anything below nl25. I'll play mtts like from the $3-20 range or $12 180 mans or wtfever, i don't really care im just tired of making like 1 cent an hour and then losing my 100 cents after what seems like an equivalency of 100 hours of work.

ps - i don't care what you think fayth, or loco, ive beat every limit ive ever played, i don't feel like doing it again, i want to cheat a little, ok?

SO if someone wants to make some money on a risk or whatever, I'm not going to fuck you over, i'm not going to mislead you, i just want a jumpstart and i don't have any money that i can spare to deposit onto a poker site at this moment. I doubt anyone wants to stake me for nl50 or nl100 but that would be optimal, regardless, pm me if you're interested.

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WHAT IS THISLast edit: 12/10/2009 20:31

Maynard!   United States. Oct 12 2009 20:33. Posts 4453

You're going to have to absolutely post an EV graph.

Now I really am a busto. Thanks FTP. 

CrownRoyal   United States. Oct 12 2009 20:35. Posts 11385

and i dont win every month, obviously or i wouldnt be busto so here's a graph where im not a winner from june.

sigh, it would be so much easier to just upload my whole lifetime graph but my old laptop got raped by a sick virus from that recent flash security hole or wtfever so i just bought a new laptop.


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CrownRoyal   United States. Oct 12 2009 20:38. Posts 11385

here is an ev graph where i tried to get someone to explain to me what it meant, it goes along with that first graph i posted i think from what i can tell in the blog post it came from

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CrownRoyal   United States. Oct 12 2009 20:42. Posts 11385

nm im retarded, i thought i discovered something i messed up.

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Loco   Canada. Oct 12 2009 20:47. Posts 20968

i'd stake you but i don't think you would play optimally with my money for some reason

i am not trolling you here fwiw

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

CrownRoyal   United States. Oct 12 2009 20:51. Posts 11385

haha, just might have to dump that money if it was yours, right?

lololol

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Ket    United Kingdom. Oct 12 2009 20:57. Posts 8665

what sort of hours / hands per month are u comfortable playing with and what sort of $ are you looking to make for yourself off a stake / what sort of time are you looking to play staked for before youre off on your own again? i might be up for working out something short term like over 1-4 weeks where we split profits at the end


CrownRoyal   United States. Oct 12 2009 21:01. Posts 11385

ket if im fulltime i am comfortable with 30-60k hands in a month. I think im starting some abysmal job next sunday though so my hands/day would obviously go down a bit.

I have no idea what my aspirations would be as far as how much money I would like to make but I would like to have enough money to play nl50 or nl100 at the end of it if it was possible

although if the stake is for nl25 or something it's pretty unreasonable to assume i could have that much money at the end of a stake.

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Ket    United Kingdom. Oct 12 2009 21:14. Posts 8665

ic, i have one semi concern i just thought of with short term cash staking with profit split, towards the end of the deal if the stakee is still down it becomes clearly +ev for the stakee to start spew gambooling it up with what remains of the staker's money cause theyre freerolling taking none of the losses but getting a cut of the profit if they luckbox it up and get back in green. the shorter the agreed length of staking is, the more risk there is for the backer that'll happen. i wanted to throw something at you to do between now and sunday but thats only a few days so pretty short term, can you think of any way you can make it so youre trying to only make the most +$ev overall plays?

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CrownRoyal   United States. Oct 12 2009 21:21. Posts 11385

I see no way to physically prove that to you, but i'll think about it for a bit.

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CrownRoyal   United States. Oct 12 2009 21:21. Posts 11385

tbh the thought wouldn't have crossed my mind had you of never said that.

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Ket    United Kingdom. Oct 12 2009 21:25. Posts 8665

surely would have at the time you find yourself in the situation if not from the start
edit: actually, what i said only applies to cashgames staking and sng staking is prob fine for both of us if you think your profitability in that is up there with cash? those 180 mans can be pretty soft from what i understand

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Ket    United Kingdom. Oct 12 2009 21:31. Posts 8665

conversing over a forum is dumb, aim im me "born2dogbaby". im going to bed soon am not bothered to wait for replys and press f5

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dahornnn   United Kingdom. Oct 12 2009 21:39. Posts 693

gl with it sir

  On October 12 2009 20:31 Ket wrote:
conversing over a forum is dumb, aim im me "born2dogbaby". im going to bed soon am not bothered to wait for replys and press f5


offtopic as such, who the fk still uses aim !!!!!!


Loco   Canada. Oct 12 2009 21:52. Posts 20968

that's really not what I meant crown. I meant that I believe you wouldn't be playing your A game with staked money, whether it's mine or anybody else's.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Pacifist   Israel. Oct 12 2009 22:27. Posts 1824

I'll stake you... for a small fee...

Those who do not BELIEVE in krablar must CONCEDE to krablar. 

CrownRoyal   United States. Oct 12 2009 22:29. Posts 11385

no, i will not make out with you.

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traxamillion   United States. Oct 13 2009 00:53. Posts 10468

Played with you on cake and you seem like a solid player definitely capable of beating the micros/ssnl. If I had a lot of extra money I would stake you as i feel it would be a +ev investment.

just throwin that out there


SPEWTARD   Peru. Oct 13 2009 01:17. Posts 4306

gl

Rise and Shine 

 
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