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Oly United Kingdom. Nov 02 2009 15:58. Posts 3585 | | |
The title, even though just there to draw attention, is true. I don't mean, like, a gynaecological picture though.
So since I have a target and I consider myself a pro (well, I live from poker), I decided to be a bit more disciplined and play more. I really didn't feel like it today, but when you have a real job you can hardly phone up your boss and say "Hey mate, it's Oly... yeah... look, I can't come in today... nah... I just don't really feel like it; I think instead I'll just sit in front of my computer and watch old Simpsons episodes with my hand down my trousers slowly touching my cock until afterwards I finish myself off in front of some hardcore porn." So I dumped off 3 buyins on slightly -ev bluffs into the nuts and quit. Those two sentences are unrelated.
I had a mental halloween as intended. I dressed as a WW2 RAF officer, cos my mate (the bearded one next to me, I'm in the middle) is into clothing and stuff (not fashion ugh), so leant me his actual uniform he got from some army shop with the words "do what you like with it as long as you don't rip it up, dry cleaners are fucking clever". So this is us before going out:
We knew about a recently closed children's hospital in town and thought we would break in. It was seriously amazing. We got to look round all the old operating theatres and stuff. obviously all the kit had been taken out but you could work out just about what was what. We even went in the morgue downstairs. Spooky! Sadly not too many pictures because we only had mobiles for lights and by this time already, my bloodstream was flowing with quite a complex solution, and I always forget to take pics when fucked. Here is a picture of me next to a kiddie picture on the wall, the best I could get by way of evidence:
After that we went to a a party. Since I was hammered on MDMA I get really lovey and flirty but also very impatient, so was just running round doing what you might call pussy teasing. I later found out that a large number of girls there were lesbians, so my memories may be somewhat happier than the actual occasion. I think it's ok though cos they all know me from the past and give me some leeway lol.
In the morning I thought I was going to die but I had to go for Sunday lunch with my mum, dad, granny and uncle and it was very difficult. "yeah, it was a lovely party... yeah I just had a couple of pints... (but you got back at 6!)... we just stayed up talking and forgot about the time... more apple juice please... now... do you have any paracetamol?". Anyway I think I pulled off being kookily charming. My family already thinks I'm a weirdo so I can get away with it.
I am a technology fish and only today did I get a usb wire for my phone. This means I can relate a story that happened a few weeks ago. I was up in London visiting a friend when I receive this:
That is the promised picture. On my little phone screen I couldn't see any face at all, but her body looks exactly like that of this girl I had just started seeing (though I didn't remember the belly button stud, that confused me). Also the underwear is the same so I was sure it was her, even though it was from a different number. I replied something along the lines of "you look fucking hot babe; back in Brighton on Monday...". The next day I get a text saying "I'm sorry! I'm so embarassed! I sent that to the wrong number! But thanks for the compliment!". So that evening I got a friend to draw a smily face on my arse and I texted that to her. I am obviously not posting that here. She hasn't replied, which is a shame, as I hoped she might continue a fun game, but whatever. I now have a plan to push this even further and have just made a little hat for my cock for the next picture. I hope I don't get arrested.
p.s. LP admins, you know what would be really cool... a little button to save a draft of a blog entry as I go along so I don't lose it all when I accidentally navigate away, which is annoying. Or maybe even a popup window warning me I will lose my message like hotmail has. One can never write an entry with quite the same love the second time around. Luckily here I only lost the first few lines.
p.p.s. I just realised that this is really long and nobody has read it, so I can safely call you a cunt. You cunt.
p.p.p.s. If you have read this far, you obviously like reading, so may I suggest reading anything by Hadley Freeman who writes for the Guardian. I am in love with her and shall marry her.
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bane United States. Nov 02 2009 16:01. Posts 2379 | | |
sick beat that girl has an ill body |
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roflllllllll
I had no idea you were basically insane  good stuff |
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EvilSky  Czech Republic. Nov 02 2009 16:14. Posts 8918 | | |
uff what a cock tease, so do you know her? she obviously had you in her contacts so start investigating :o |
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EvilSky Czech Republic. Nov 02 2009 16:15. Posts 8918 | | |
also stupid cunt why she use flash in a well lit room :/ |
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Spitfiree Bulgaria. Nov 02 2009 16:16. Posts 9634 | | |
| | On November 02 2009 14:58 Oly wrote:
You cunt.
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No YOU! |
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Oly United Kingdom. Nov 02 2009 16:30. Posts 3585 | | |
Christ Spitfiree, I apologise for my bad manners, I hope
U can forgive me my
Nefarious indiscretion
Totally.
EvilSky, I assume she just typed the number in wrong. It was an unknown number. But you never know... |
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Spitfiree Bulgaria. Nov 02 2009 16:37. Posts 9634 | | |
just jokin dude :D
btw ur reply to the girl is just hilarious but i doubt she'd find it funny ... |
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iop Sweden. Nov 02 2009 16:40. Posts 4951 | | |
my grandad was a colonel in the RAF (during WW2).
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| Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth | |
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phexac United States. Nov 02 2009 18:30. Posts 2563 | | |
If you really did send here what you did and aren't just making shit up, it's the most retarded thing I've heard in a while. |
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Oly United Kingdom. Nov 02 2009 18:41. Posts 3585 | | |
I thought it was very funny. It's not as if she knows who I am or my name, what I look like or even anyone who knows me. If you have a different sense of humour don't be a complete arsehole about it. |
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Oly United Kingdom. Nov 02 2009 18:55. Posts 3585 | | |
In fact, you're now banned if that function works phexac. I'm not having one of those nasty bitter trollers in my blog. |
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Exhilarate United States. Nov 02 2009 19:23. Posts 5453 | | |
try to get more pics of the girl, haha |
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Critterer United Kingdom. Nov 02 2009 20:07. Posts 5337 | | |
i think its a well fucking funny reply |
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