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k4ir0s Canada. Dec 15 2009 17:03. Posts 3478 | | |
Ok, so im looking to get an apartment soon. I just dont know what to tell the landlords when they ask me what do i do for a living. Im obviously not gonna tell them ill pay the rent with my poker earnings :S
got any ideas?
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iop Sweden. Dec 15 2009 17:06. Posts 4951 | | |
you are working as a consultant for an it company, and are in town for a 6 / 12 month project |
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RICHI8 United States. Dec 15 2009 17:22. Posts 1341 | | |
day trader
also if you have enough saved (which I assume you would since it sounds like you play full-time) tell him the truth and if he's sketched out offer to pay 6 months up front. |
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SugoGosu Korea (South). Dec 15 2009 17:22. Posts 1793 | | |
tell him you are:
*a hitman
*a day trader
*you won the lottery
*you work with retards
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taco Iceland. Dec 15 2009 17:34. Posts 1793 | | |
You should just say fitness consultant. But if your land lord is a fat chick, DO NOT TRY THAT, you will end up making food programs and diets and workout programs and all sorts of shit. |
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TheView United States. Dec 15 2009 20:24. Posts 90 | | |
Say you work for Cutco selling kitchen cutlery and doing demonstrations. Cutco employees are technically self employed (this you don't have to tell him obviously). This is what I told the guy before I signed the lease on my house, then I gave him cash for the first 2 months rent and my deposit. He didn't bother me about it at all. |
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akevin87 Canada. Dec 15 2009 20:24. Posts 67 | | |
| | On December 15 2009 16:34 taco wrote:
You should just say fitness consultant. But if your land lord is a fat chick, DO NOT TRY THAT, you will end up making food programs and diets and workout programs and all sorts of shit. |
LOL |
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k2o4 United States. Dec 15 2009 22:16. Posts 4803 | | |
| | On December 15 2009 16:22 RICHI8 wrote:
day trader
also if you have enough saved (which I assume you would since it sounds like you play full-time) tell him the truth and if he's sketched out offer to pay 6 months up front. |
day trader is a good one cause that's pretty much what you are |
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Maynard! United States. Dec 15 2009 22:36. Posts 4453 | | |
Depends on where you're moving to. Different places have different requirements.
In Texas you don't even need a job (because they can evict you post-haste if you don't pay). In a place like NY you have to jump thru so many hoops (hard to evict). |
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