stupid stupid stupid

PokerStars Game #37505562591: Tournament #226086769, $10+$1 USD Holdem No Limit - Level XXV (30000/60000) - 2010/01/01 23:51:57 WET [2010/01/01 18:51:57 ET]
Table 226086769 9 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: smurph31 (480080 in chips)
Seat 3: Parky13 (503590 in chips)
Seat 4: dartboard2 (391612 in chips)
Seat 5: Robinson47 (1298838 in chips)
Seat 8: paul-marrow (1060880 in chips)
smurph31: posts the ante 6000
Parky13: posts the ante 6000
dartboard2: posts the ante 6000
Robinson47: posts the ante 6000
paul-marrow: posts the ante 6000
smurph31: posts small blind 30000
Parky13: posts big blind 60000

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Robinson47
dartboard2: folds
Robinson47: raises 1232838 to 1292838 and is all-in
paul-marrow: folds
smurph31: folds
Parky13: calls 437590 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (795248) returned to Robinson47

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $1,055,180.00)

   

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $1,055,180.00)

   

River (Pot : $1,055,180.00)

   

Showdown
Parky13: shows (two pair, Sevens and Deuces)
Robinson47: shows (a pair of Deuces)
Parky13 collected 1055180 from pot

Summary
Total pot 1055180 | Rake 0
Board  
Seat 2: smurph31 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Parky13 (big blind) showed and won (1055180) with two pair, Sevens and Deuces
Seat 4: dartboard2 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: Robinson47 showed and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 8: paul-marrow (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)

PokerStars Game #37504951015: Tournament #226086769, $10+$1 USD Holdem No Limit - Level XXIII (20000/40000) - 2010/01/01 23:38:35 WET [2010/01/01 18:38:35 ET]
Table 226086769 9 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: karsiyaka (276967 in chips)
Seat 2: smurph31 (181970 in chips)
Seat 5: Robinson47 (997541 in chips)
Seat 8: paul-marrow (242110 in chips)
Seat 9: Prinzes Nala (299100 in chips)
karsiyaka: posts the ante 4000
smurph31: posts the ante 4000
Robinson47: posts the ante 4000
paul-marrow: posts the ante 4000
Prinzes Nala: posts the ante 4000
Prinzes Nala: posts small blind 20000
karsiyaka: posts big blind 40000

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Robinson47
smurph31: folds
Robinson47: raises 953541 to 993541 and is all-in
paul-marrow: folds
Prinzes Nala: folds
karsiyaka: calls 232967 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (720574) returned to Robinson47

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $585,934.00)

   

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $585,934.00)

   

River (Pot : $585,934.00)

   

Showdown
karsiyaka: shows (a pair of Eights)
Robinson47: shows (a pair of Eights - lower kicker)
karsiyaka collected 585934 from pot

Summary
Total pot 585934 | Rake 0
Board  
Seat 1: karsiyaka (big blind) showed and won (585934) with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: smurph31 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: Robinson47 showed and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 8: paul-marrow (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 9: Prinzes Nala (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #37505498435: Tournament #226086769, $10+$1 USD Holdem No Limit - Level XXV (30000/60000) - 2010/01/01 23:50:33 WET [2010/01/01 18:50:33 ET]
Table 226086769 9 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: smurph31 (243040 in chips)
Seat 3: Parky13 (623590 in chips)
Seat 4: dartboard2 (511612 in chips)
Seat 5: Robinson47 (1880318 in chips)
Seat 8: paul-marrow (476440 in chips)
smurph31: posts the ante 6000
Parky13: posts the ante 6000
dartboard2: posts the ante 6000
Robinson47: posts the ante 6000
paul-marrow: posts the ante 6000
smurph31: posts small blind 30000
Parky13: posts big blind 60000

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Robinson47
dartboard2: folds
Robinson47: raises 1814318 to 1874318 and is all-in
paul-marrow: folds
smurph31: calls 207040 and is all-in
Parky13: folds
Uncalled bet (1637278) returned to Robinson47

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $564,080.00)

   

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $564,080.00)

   

River (Pot : $564,080.00)

   

Showdown
smurph31: shows (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Robinson47: shows (two pair, Queens and Fives)
smurph31 collected 564080 from pot

Summary
Total pot 564080 | Rake 0
Board  
Seat 2: smurph31 (small blind) showed and won (564080) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 3: Parky13 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: dartboard2 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: Robinson47 showed and lost with two pair, Queens and Fives
Seat 8: paul-marrow (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)

PokerStars Game #37505405871: Tournament #226086769, $10+$1 USD Holdem No Limit - Level XXV (30000/60000) - 2010/01/01 23:48:30 WET [2010/01/01 18:48:30 ET]
Table 226086769 9 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: smurph31 (375040 in chips)
Seat 3: Parky13 (755590 in chips)
Seat 4: dartboard2 (763612 in chips)
Seat 5: Robinson47 (1713538 in chips)
Seat 8: paul-marrow (127220 in chips)
smurph31: posts the ante 6000
Parky13: posts the ante 6000
dartboard2: posts the ante 6000
Robinson47: posts the ante 6000
paul-marrow: posts the ante 6000
Robinson47: posts small blind 30000
paul-marrow: posts big blind 60000

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Robinson47
smurph31: folds
Parky13: folds
dartboard2: raises 60000 to 120000
Robinson47: raises 1587538 to 1707538 and is all-in
paul-marrow: calls 61220 and is all-in
dartboard2: folds
Uncalled bet (1586318) returned to Robinson47

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $392,440.00)

   

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $392,440.00)

   

River (Pot : $392,440.00)

   

Showdown
Robinson47: shows (high card King)
paul-marrow: shows (a straight, Deuce to Six)
paul-marrow collected 392440 from pot

Summary
Total pot 392440 | Rake 0
Board  
Seat 2: smurph31 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: Parky13 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: dartboard2 (button) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Robinson47 (small blind) showed and lost with high card King
Seat 8: paul-marrow (big blind) showed and won (392440) with a straight, Deuce to Six

PokerStars Game #37505585029: Tournament #226086769, $10+$1 USD Holdem No Limit - Level XXV (30000/60000) - 2010/01/01 23:52:27 WET [2010/01/01 18:52:27 ET]
Table 226086769 9 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: smurph31 (444080 in chips)
Seat 3: Parky13 (1055180 in chips)
Seat 4: dartboard2 (385612 in chips)
Seat 5: Robinson47 (795248 in chips)
Seat 8: paul-marrow (1054880 in chips)
smurph31: posts the ante 6000
Parky13: posts the ante 6000
dartboard2: posts the ante 6000
Robinson47: posts the ante 6000
paul-marrow: posts the ante 6000
Parky13: posts small blind 30000
dartboard2: posts big blind 60000

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Robinson47
Robinson47: raises 729248 to 789248 and is all-in
paul-marrow: calls 789248
smurph31: folds
Parky13: folds
dartboard2: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $1,698,496.00)

   

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $1,698,496.00)

   

River (Pot : $1,698,496.00)

   

Showdown
Robinson47: shows (a pair of Queens)
paul-marrow: shows (two pair, Aces and Fours)
paul-marrow collected 1698496 from pot

Summary
Total pot 1698496 | Rake 0
Board  
Seat 2: smurph31 (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: Parky13 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: dartboard2 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Robinson47 showed and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 8: paul-marrow showed and won (1698496) with two pair, Aces and Fours

PokerStars Game #37485536230: Tournament #227463215, $315+$20 USD Holdem No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2010/01/01 16:20:19 WET [2010/01/01 11:20:19 ET]
Table 227463215 1 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: camerofelix (1470 in chips)
Seat 2: omjuju (1485 in chips)
Seat 4: nixe13 (1430 in chips)
Seat 5: Thx4UrM0ney (1410 in chips)
Seat 6: Einoeloclee (1560 in chips)
Seat 7: IMAX 81 (1600 in chips)
Seat 8: Hichcock (3090 in chips)
Seat 9: Robinson47 (1455 in chips)
camerofelix: posts small blind 15
omjuju: posts big blind 30

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Robinson47
nixe13: folds
Thx4UrM0ney: folds
Einoeloclee: folds
IMAX 81: folds
Hichcock: folds
Robinson47: raises 60 to 90
camerofelix: folds
omjuju: calls 60

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $195.00)

   
omjuju: checks
Robinson47: checks

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $195.00)

   
omjuju: checks
Robinson47: checks

River (Pot : $195.00)

   
omjuju: bets 180
Robinson47: calls 180

Showdown
omjuju: shows (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
Robinson47: mucks hand
omjuju collected 555 from pot

Summary
Total pot 555 | Rake 0
Board  
Seat 1: camerofelix (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: omjuju (big blind) showed and won (555) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 4: nixe13 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: Thx4UrM0ney folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 6: Einoeloclee folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 7: IMAX 81 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 8: Hichcock folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 9: Robinson47 (button) mucked

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wow what rofl fail u did

wtf all of these vids are insane. awesome :D

LOL at these failed twockers

Btw you're supposed to win when you get Queens

edit: lol never seen these vids before, tons of quality pisstakes on youtube
edit2: just realised how much i fail considering how old the kersal massive video is xd

lol dunno how you play through all these donkaments man

DATSHOW WE ROLL IN DA KERSAL MASSEEEF BRUV ahahahaha
ul on ur sattelite

Looks like most of these were fine you just got unlucky to lose all of them. Every single one of their calls on the bubble were far worse than any one of your shoves.

I find it absolutely hilarious that a guy would overcall a raise and 3bet all in with 55 risking his life on a satellite bubble when he's basically flipping or dead.

I'd say fuck your life but you just had a $24k score not long ago so can't complain too much.

What if robinson was shoving everyhand knowing he was chiplead ? Then hands like pp is worth it especially if it worth 2000$ more instead of 450$? Winning even with a flip with a little over 50% compared to the difference amount between 4th and 5th is huge imo ? :x

wut@ AA hand