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nolan   Ireland. Jan 08 2010 05:51. Posts 6205
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ronaldo500: shows [6h 5h] (a straight flush, Deuce to Six)
ronaldo500 said, "CHINA style BABBI"
ronaldo500 said, "I PLAY FOR CHINA NATION AND PEOPLE"
howieebub said, "U COME TO AMERICA YOU DIE"
maryhadalamb said, "ypou mlove noodles?"
howieebub said, "come to macau poker club you die"
ronaldo500 said, "U TALK FAST U DIE FAST"
maryhadalamb said, "i am coming"
maryhadalamb said, "in feb"
ronaldo500 said, "BRING U MOTHEER"
ronaldo500 said, "I SHOW HER CHINA style"
ronaldo500 said, "MAKE U SIISTER"
ronaldo500 said, "NEW"

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Baalim   Mexico. Jan 08 2010 05:59. Posts 34262

iplou mlove noodles

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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jan 08 2010 06:03. Posts 14026

U EAT MUSLI


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jan 08 2010 06:03. Posts 14026

BWUSTIN MAH BWALLS


DustySwedeDude   Sweden. Jan 08 2010 06:18. Posts 8623

lol


Etherone   Canada. Jan 08 2010 06:57. Posts 753

MAKE U SISTER NEW


looooool wtf


JSquids   United States. Jan 08 2010 06:58. Posts 1142

MOW 3 bullets. we do 3 bullets. MOW MOW

AKA StarsNStripes@azeroth 

JSquids   United States. Jan 08 2010 06:59. Posts 1142

AKA StarsNStripes@azeroth 

EvilSky    Czech Republic. Jan 08 2010 07:09. Posts 8918

haha bring u mother


ggplz   Sweden. Jan 08 2010 08:23. Posts 16784

china style

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

dahornnn   United Kingdom. Jan 08 2010 08:45. Posts 693

rofl @ make new sister


Shad   United Kingdom. Jan 08 2010 08:48. Posts 866

rofl, I read this yesterday, copied from 2+2:

Question - Did you hear about Phil Ivey getting divorced? If you did, what do you think about it?

Answer - Ronaldo500 think Phil Ivey wife no brain. Phil Ivey #1 USA poker player #2 world poker player. look good work very hard make big money for house car plane but Phil Ivey wife no care. Ronaldo500 wife very smart more Phil Ivey wife. Ronaldo500 wife live China with child. Ronaldo500 make big money Macau for send home. Ronaldo500 sauna massage 5 10 20 50 1000 girl no problem. phil ivey need china style wife no chocolate momma.

And then...

Question - I noticed you called Phil Ivey's ex-wife Chocolate Momma, can you please post a photo of a girl who you think is more attractive in your eyes? Aren't you afraid of people thinking that you are racist?

Answer - Ronaldo500 no racist u idiot. Ronaldo500 like tea no coffee but he no racist coffee. Ronaldo500 no like Chocolate Momma crazy butt dance and gold moth. This Ronaldo500 #1 bitch.

And...

Question - My girl friend wants to learn how to play poker but she goes on tilt every five minutes. Do you have any tricks to help teach a newbie?

Answer - Ronaldo500 no surprise you gf big tilt. woman can not think good for play poker. woman you see on poker tv show make sex with producer for poker tv celebrity and play poker tournament. Ronaldo500 say woman better for cook and massage. poker game for man only. you girl friend want play poker she sit on lady table only.

Naolan wrote: for $25 i will make a new account. Liquid`Meat: for $0,- i ban your account. 

EscapingR   Netherlands. Jan 08 2010 11:09. Posts 2353

hahah that post is briliant :D


whamm!   Albania. Jan 08 2010 11:20. Posts 11625

how come his id is ronaldo and he's from china? lol


 



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