WastedGate   United States. Feb 15 2010 15:23. Posts 667
So I was enjoying this weird dream I had last night where I was getting laid with an old female roomate I had in Atlanta for a while. Strangely enough, it was all going down in a house in Tennessee that I used to share. I guess the problem was that she wasn't very hot so my brain jumped to a poker related dream. It was all well and good as I started winning pretty quickly. But then the weirdest shit kept happening. I was having trouble keeping my chips stacked up in front of me. It was like I was spending 80% of the time trying to keep track of my chips and how they were stacked. And then the chips started changing sizes. I musta had 6 different sizes and denominations in front of me and I was frantically trying to keep it all organized so nobody would be able to swipe any during confusion. Also, every time I looked away then looked back there would be another tower of chips and they'd be out of order too! Then some asshole to my right tried to help me stack my big money chips and I got pissed and left...then woke up. Crazy OCD dream.
Also, Im trying to get an audition to deal the WSOP this year and Im also working on trying to score a spot dealing the next few circuit events. We'll see.