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woodbrave1   United States. Mar 07 2010 02:17. Posts 666
Omggggggggggggggggggg
I just had sex with a midget and I paid for it
and I couldn't cum, and she didn't like ne and I didn't like her.
And she's a liar and a thief and I was drunk but it was like having sex with a 14 year old with tit implants who's 4'10. Bah
No mercy for the weak, why must I perservere?
Sry no pictures this time.

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DarkDevildog   United States. Mar 07 2010 02:31. Posts 1764

Cool story bro

If she touches you 60% of the time, and is aggressive with her tits, you have it get it in before she crushes your nuts on the turn 

NotSorry   United States. Mar 07 2010 03:02. Posts 2603

aww that sucks that it didn't go good for you, I've always wanted to try it with a midget, just kind of sit her on top and spin her

We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. 

lazz   Australia. Mar 07 2010 03:09. Posts 12

im jealous bro


gawdawaful   Canada. Mar 07 2010 03:24. Posts 9012

dude 4'10 doesnt count as a midget

Im only good at poker when I run good 

Stroggos   New Zealand. Mar 07 2010 03:55. Posts 1117

riveting tale, chap.


sTrAtO   Mexico. Mar 07 2010 04:19. Posts 5882


  On March 07 2010 02:02 NotSorry wrote:
just kind of sit her on top and spin her



LMAO!

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LikeASet   United States. Mar 07 2010 05:04. Posts 2113

and i paid for it
and i couldn't cum...

what!?

she's a midget right?.....so wouldn't her pussy be smaller/tighter than average?

lol paid for it...

sigh


Chewits   United Kingdom. Mar 07 2010 05:25. Posts 2539

W T F ?

O_O

I am a degen. Do not believe in any of my advice. 

Luckb0xx   Germany. Mar 07 2010 05:30. Posts 2069

pfffffff... 

AznFisherman   United States. Mar 07 2010 06:16. Posts 956


hoylemj   United States. Mar 07 2010 06:19. Posts 840

you did see her license didn't you?


woodbrave1   United States. Mar 07 2010 07:21. Posts 666

I donno she might of been 4'6, she was a little ball of energy.

Do not give in to evil, but proceed ever more boldly against it. 

Eluflop   Estonia. Mar 13 2010 03:53. Posts 3835

You sir are a beast !


 



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