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So I went fishing with MasterofLaw and his dad this weekend. The fishing was fairly bad, the guide really great and the weather fine. The cottage we lived in might've been the worst damn thing I've ever lived in though. Keep in mind that this comes from someone who've shared a 4*5m building with no electricity or running water with 3 other guys for a week without feeling annoyed or complaining before.
First of all. There's something seriously fucked about a kitchen with ~10 different kind of knives and not one damn spoon or fork. It was also generally dirty and a lot of stuff looked fairly suspect. The "gubbjävel" ("damned old guy" we rented it of told us to make sure to get a fire going all night to get rid of the moisture since we were the first guest for the season. So we light the fire, we don't think much about it until MoL decides to look at it before he goes to bed and notice that there's more flammable objects hidden behind the fireplace then in a fucking crack factory. Fairly sure we'd burned to death if he hadn't moved all the crap.
The house was big though so we got a room each. I laid down to read a bit, annoyed that the damn bed was to short for me (I'm 184 cm and my feet were outside the bed  ) when I heard MoL scream something and then come knock on my door. I was like "oum.. what?" and he goes of on the longest rants I've ever heard about how much his bed sucks since he found some small insects. He went on about how he food pee-stains on the bed, how the thing was probably from the Interwar period and went to sleep on the floor. I found this absolutely hilarious until something bit me on my shoulder. I did, however, decide that I was to tired to care about anything smaller then a fairly big snake so I went to sleep anyway.
To tired to write about the rest of the crap that happened but needless to say the trip was a lot of fun but not very productive at all.
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Highcard Canada. May 16 2010 19:57. Posts 5428 | | | |
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| I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time | |
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Oh right working on that. |
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Zorglub Denmark. May 16 2010 20:52. Posts 2870 | | |
Include some of your sister  |
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haha, nice blog man. am sure you guys had a shitload of beer though, so it was probably a success |
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Sis in Italy, go stalk her there lol.
Yea we had a few beers but I'm always careful not to drink to much when I'm supposed to go fishing. Sharp stuff + deep water ain't my think when I'm intoxicated. |
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Sanai United States. May 16 2010 22:01. Posts 643 | | |
Yeah dude, your sis is cute <3
Luxurious living accomodations are overrated  |
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nolan Ireland. May 16 2010 23:16. Posts 6205 | | | |
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lucifer Sweden. May 20 2010 18:44. Posts 5955 | | | |
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| On February 19 2009 22:21 Confedrate wrote: i dont get it | |
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Accurate description. I wish the "damned old guy" die slow and painfully as he had planned for us to do with his suspicious placement of stuff surrounding the fire...sick dude! However, we must go again in 3 weeks from now. But this time let's take the best hotel since we can have it for the same price...TILT! |
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