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DustySwedeDude Sweden. May 22 2010 10:58. Posts 8623

Going to a masquerade dressed as "The Dude". Going to try to fit everything conceivably funny from wikiquote into conversation one way or another:

* I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That or His Dudeness... Duder... or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing.

* Well, sir, it's this rug I have. It really tied the room together.

* You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind limber.

* The Dude abides.

* Careful, man, there's a beverage here!

* This is a bummer man! It's uh...it's a bummer.

* Obviously, you're not a golfer.

* Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

* Walter, this isn't someone whose grandfather built the railways!

More ideas? (gotta have them within 40 min or so)

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EvilSky

Czech Republic. May 22 2010 11:20. Posts 8918

The Dude would never memorize some quotes before going to a party, you are trying too hard.

DustySwedeDude Sweden. May 22 2010 11:37. Posts 8623

That's always my problem

Also I fail on beverages. Can't fit enough Vodka, Kaluha (spelling?) etc into my clothes so I'll go with beer

terrybunny19240 United States. May 22 2010 11:51. Posts 13829

awesome

ggplz Sweden. May 22 2010 11:54. Posts 16784

this might be of interest
gogo sick swedish connection

http://adultbay.org/the-big-lebowski-a-xxx-parody/

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dnagardi Hungary. May 22 2010 13:44. Posts 1779

i didnt even know who "the Dude" was. had to search it... fail?
anyway do u think the others at the masquerade will know who you are?

the cleaner Germany. May 22 2010 13:52. Posts 3014

be carefull not to fuck with the jesus, pendejo !

there are no facts only interpretations

qwerty67890 New Zealand. May 22 2010 13:59. Posts 14026

HEY! CAREFUL MAN! THERES A BEVERAGE HERE!

tapatapaz Brasil. May 22 2010 14:40. Posts 1279

* Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

this one is so golden nice stuff

And what does self awareness have to do with anything you retard? srsly stfu. - baal

Stroggos New Zealand. May 22 2010 14:42. Posts 1117

stfu donnie