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JonnyCosMo United States. Aug 26 2010 16:36. Posts 7292 | | |
Been getting killed in poker since moving into this new place. I swear our internet is cursed. Haven't been playing very well thou so need to fix that. That wasn't the point of this blog thou, I wanted to update and tell everyone that I just beat ElkY in SC2 3 times in a row. I has replays to prove it too!
Ok Ok, and now for epic hands that was played at Palomar a few weeks ago. The game is 20/40 mixed with 5/10 big bet and the rotation of games was Badugi, Triple Draw Deuce to Seven, PLO, and NL Hold'em. Villan in this hand we will refer to from now on as "Pizza Tom". He owns a local pizza shop in San Diego, and has recently picked up poker as a hobby. Note: He has played less than a week of poker before coming in on this particular day.
Hand #1: ($20/$40 Badugi)
First orbit of Badugi and Pizza Tom has never played the game in his life, so we tell him the rules are pretty simple: "You draw 3 times, You want low cards, you want 1 card of every suit, ace is low, and bam you have a badugi!" Pot is 5 way to the first draw, and everyone is drawing atleast 1 card to some that are drawing 3. Oh Badugi is so fun! With one draw left there is about 16 big bets ($640 ish) in the pot with 3 players still left, one being Pizza Tom. Two players draw and Pizza Tom stands pat. First player leads river for $40. Pizza Tom raises to $80, both players fold. Pizza Tom rolls over the     and is like "Badugi!" as he scoops massive pot. LOL
Hand #2: ($5/$10 Pot Limit Omaha)
Gordo16 (whos played an extensive amount of PLO / Mixed games, prolly one of the best mixed players in SD) has been the most active on the PLO rounds since he got himself a little stuck. Finally he gets in a heads-up pot with Pizza Tom who once again is still learning the ins and outs of PLO. They get into this one hand on the river the board reads Q-J-7-4-2 with no possible flushes. Pizza Tom has 77XX hand, and Gordo16 has QQXX. Pizza Tom checks river and Gordo pots for $3k. Pizza Tom makes the most ridiculous soul read of a fold after like 10 seconds of thinking!?! Gordo shows him the top set to let him know he was right. This hand sets up the final most epic hand....
Hand #OMG EPIC LOL: ($5/$10 Pot Limit Omaha)
I'll write this hand from Ryan's point of view (Palomar regular who was sitting next to Pizza Tom, and was helping him with the rules to each game. Pizza Tom was showing Ryan is hand each time) Pizza Tom raises UTG to $40, Gordo16 3bets to $150 to try and isolate him. Someone flat calls, and action gets back around to Pizza Tom who repots to like $560. Gordo is sitting deep with him and is already thinking "Oh baby, time to crack aces" as he flats the 4bet. Cold caller folds. When the flop came down    , Pizza Tom now leans over and shows Ryan his hand:     and asks "Wait so I can only use two cards?" Ryan is like "Yes you can use only 2 of those cards". Pizza Tom proceeds to be like "Oh shit" (as he realizes now that he doesn't have three of a kind 8's) then checks to Gordo. Gordo fires $700 and Pizza Tom doesn't waste too much time before calling. Turn comes  so board reads , Pizza Tom checks and Gordo pots it all-in for $2500. Pizza Tom looks back at his hand and again doesn't waste much time before saying "I call, I have a straight" Gordo says "Ug, you must have the AA4X" Pizza Tom then rolls over his 8884 thinking that his lone 4 was making him a straight. Gordo just stares in horror as he rolls over the     to see that Pizza Tom had just a pair of 8's which were good at that point (not to mention the 3 blockers to Gordo's straight draw, and 84 to take away the 7 as a 2pair out lol). River bricks and Pizza Tom ships massive PLO pot with pair of 8's. "That would happen to me" say Gordo after the hand as he proceeds to play every hand in the badugi orbit before tilt leaving.
Moral of the story, don't bluff people who don't know the rules to the game 
Moral of the story #2, play more live pokers 
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ggplz Sweden. Aug 26 2010 16:39. Posts 16784 | | | |
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woezy Belgium. Aug 26 2010 16:45. Posts 119 | | | |
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K40Cheddar United States. Aug 26 2010 16:51. Posts 2202 | | |
hhahahah last hand is awesome |
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rofl
I'm sitting at work by myself reading these as people walk by and probably wonder wtf drugs I'm on |
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TheHuHu3 United States. Aug 26 2010 17:15. Posts 5544 | | |
Your stories are so much win . |
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vlseph United States. Aug 26 2010 17:25. Posts 3026 | | |
awesome hands cosmo. i'm sitting in class trying to not laugh my ass off so hard. |
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SemPeR Canada. Aug 26 2010 17:31. Posts 2288 | | |
rofl...
fwiw I'm actually lying down on the living room floor, and more or less literally rofling.
question: how do you remember these hands. Do you have a really good memory? are you just piecing it together and filling in the missing bits, or do you like write down hands and shit after each session. o.O
maybe it's just b/c i play NL whenever i play live and nothing has really been memorable, but i always go home thinking "shit there were like a couple hands i wanted to remember but can't" |
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JonnyCosMo United States. Aug 26 2010 17:37. Posts 7292 | | |
somewhat of a good memory. obviously i dont remember exactly the suit of every card, i'll remember if there was like a flush draw on board and about the size of what each bet is that went into the pot. |
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not to mention the 3 blockers to Gordo's straight draw, and 84 to take away the 7 as a 2pair out lol
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JonnyCosMo United States. Aug 26 2010 18:51. Posts 7292 | | |
it was seriously insane how bad pizza tom's hand was for gordo's rags. like... there are soooo many other combos of shit that pizza tom could have had there and gordo woulda had a bunch more outs lol |
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WastedGate United States. Aug 26 2010 19:22. Posts 667 | | |
i call! i have a straight! |
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Eluflop Estonia. Aug 26 2010 19:32. Posts 3835 | | | |
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Spicy United States. Aug 26 2010 20:00. Posts 1027 | | | |
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Svenman87 United States. Aug 26 2010 20:45. Posts 4636 | | |
POST THE REPLAYS COSMOOOOOOOO |
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LiLZhiMiNG Australia. Aug 26 2010 20:54. Posts 637 | | |
hahahahahaha cosmo more stories plz =) |
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vltava United States. Aug 26 2010 23:19. Posts 1742 | | |
Legendary stories. Killed me! |
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Fraser Canada. Aug 26 2010 23:26. Posts 4605 | | |
Whats your SC2 sn? Theres a cosmo in my diamond league
also someone called "donkaments", pretty good chance they post here? |
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vlseph United States. Aug 27 2010 00:19. Posts 3026 | | |
hey what is pizza tom's equity against gordo in the final hand? what would the equity look like if he had like random AA? |
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Endo United States. Aug 27 2010 00:32. Posts 953 | | |
did he finish the session broke though? lol |
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