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LemOn[5thF] Czech Republic. Oct 18 2010 07:06. Posts 15163 | | |
So today I mixed up time of my lecture on International Business. I was mildly surprised that there was a different lecturer, but that stuff happens. I took my usual place in front of the projector with 400 people behind me.
To my surprise the lecture was not on Business Ethics, but on urine and stool collection for nursery students. But what the hell, I was there and its never bad to learn something new, here are my notes on highlights of the lecture
Taking sample from babies
a) insert cotton wool into a nappie, wait for elimination of orine and squeeze the specimen into a tube afterwards.
b) Wait with a box, and when the baby looks like its ready, quickly put the box under it.
FOBFaecal occult blood - Get a container with a little spoon, collect the stool sample, use the spoon to put sample on a piece of paper and analyse.
Elimination
-Vital function of every human and absence of it can be serious
Funny story: The lecturer once encountered a patient that was constipated so hard he vommited constantly, and his vomit was essentially pure fecal matter.
Enjoy your lunch everybody!
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NewbSaibot United States. Oct 18 2010 10:04. Posts 4946 | | |
Baby anal rape and fecal vomit fetish porn. Only in the UK |
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Joeingram1 United States. Oct 18 2010 10:31. Posts 943 | | |
I tried to understand this blog post but not sure what all these words mean lol
I think your saying school sucks but not sure |
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