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Charliehorse   United States. Oct 19 2010 19:52. Posts 36
Holy fuck no mercy for the weak

I go to strip club get two "dancers" at same time, one of them likes to give massages and gives me her card after the dance. She was telling me all this personal stuff about her brother suiciding and she has no boyfriend and two children. So I thought she wanted me as boyfriend cause next day I ask her if she wants to smoke weed or give me massage and she invites me to dinner and a movie and we hold hands, hug and kiss. Problem starts when I start telling her that I've attempted suicide and been in a mental hospital (holy fuck did not see this one coming) cause next day she asks me to hangout with her at strip club. Like now i'm confused if she wants me as client or boyfriend. Maybe the strip club is just a cool place and she wants me to check it out?
So I tell her im confused and if she wants me as boyfriend or client, she says what how are you confused you are a client, I met you at club. So then I text her if she gives happy ending massages. My phone snap rings after I send the text.
Me: whatsup
she: what's your problem
me: (I don't think well on my feet, infact I don't think well at all) what?
She: The texT you sent me
me: it was just a question
she: it was a rude question and you know it
me: um, ok I'm sorry (fml I'm a piece of shit can't even stand up for what I believe in or get a handjob, simultaneously)

maybe mufassa has it figured out, just never get out of bed
fuck life, world of Warcraft is better than life


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dUUd_   Estonia. Oct 19 2010 20:02. Posts 1840

its a level right?

redsnuff: bets all in with bad preflop hand and tell me to learn poker redsnuff: senceless 

OpWestAcct   United States. Oct 19 2010 20:05. Posts 640

Buddy... Life is always going to be hard for you if you keep that mentality and continue to meet girls at strip clubs. Women are bad enough as it is... At least try to find the nice ones and not the trashy ones clawing their way through life.

Fuck me 

Baalim   Mexico. Oct 19 2010 20:10. Posts 34262

As a rule of thumb you should get away from strippers and this one doesnt sound like the exeption, she seems very manipulative, invinting you out of the strip club, then claiming you are a client, then reacting like if you were more than a client.. fuck that shit bitch.

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Charliehorse   United States. Oct 19 2010 20:31. Posts 36

She looks like a damn monkey too


NewbSaibot   United States. Oct 19 2010 20:32. Posts 4946

rofl I think you handled this like a pro to be honest.

bye now 

asdf2000   United States. Oct 19 2010 20:44. Posts 7695

this pretty much sounds like bullshit, baal's rule of thumb is prolly good

Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right. 

asdf2000   United States. Oct 19 2010 20:45. Posts 7695

err, i don't mean that i think you're lying

i mean this chick sounds like a bitch

Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right. 

Steal City   United States. Oct 19 2010 20:47. Posts 2537

she obviously likes or liked you
but yea, every day you spend with her means you die a week earlier bc of the drama and stress she will add to ur life

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Charliehorse   United States. Oct 19 2010 20:49. Posts 36

I need to learn to lie like steal city or vitalmyth then I'll get all the bitches


whamm!   Albania. Oct 19 2010 21:15. Posts 11625

thing i learned in dealing with women. dont stoop down to their level, it will drive u crazy. act like the man ape coz honestly that's what women really like about men. men like the chase, women like to change you. simple.


JSquids   United States. Oct 19 2010 21:17. Posts 1142

u shoulda just asked for that happy ending instead of her number. saved ur $ wit movie and dinner. buy pot with it and apint of scotch. do drugs till u cant get ur dick up and u wont need her

teach that slut bag a lesson.

i think

AKA StarsNStripes@azeroth 

Helmet   Philippines. Oct 19 2010 21:21. Posts 930

you got leveled by a stripper. what an idiot!

People who are brash and not image focused, people who are the opposite of sycophantic are maybe stereotypically the most trustworthy. - Steal City 

Helmet   Philippines. Oct 19 2010 21:24. Posts 930


  she invites me to dinner and a movie and we hold hands, hug and kiss.



btw... how does half of vegas' men dicks taste?

People who are brash and not image focused, people who are the opposite of sycophantic are maybe stereotypically the most trustworthy. - Steal City 

GoTuNk   Chile. Oct 19 2010 21:32. Posts 2860

Why would u tell anyone u first met u were in a mental institution? oo


Helmet   Philippines. Oct 19 2010 21:46. Posts 930

to impress the girl of course.

People who are brash and not image focused, people who are the opposite of sycophantic are maybe stereotypically the most trustworthy. - Steal City 

JSquids   United States. Oct 19 2010 21:56. Posts 1142


  On October 19 2010 20:46 Helmet wrote:
to impress the girl of course.




stfu blog stalking homo wow.
y u railin op so hard???
that stripper ur wife????

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Charliehorse   United States. Oct 19 2010 22:26. Posts 36


  On October 19 2010 20:32 GoTuNk wrote:
Why would u tell anyone u first met u were in a mental institution? oo



cause the movie we saw was "it's kind of a funny story"


Helmet   Philippines. Oct 19 2010 22:34. Posts 930


  On October 19 2010 20:56 JSquids wrote:
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stfu blog stalking homo wow.
y u railin op so hard???
that stripper ur wife????


nah. just bored.

People who are brash and not image focused, people who are the opposite of sycophantic are maybe stereotypically the most trustworthy. - Steal City 

asdf2000   United States. Oct 19 2010 23:17. Posts 7695


  On October 19 2010 20:56 JSquids wrote:
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stfu blog stalking homo wow.
y u railin op so hard???
that stripper ur wife????


LOL this guy is awesome

Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right. 

 



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