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FROGDOG   . Dec 16 2010 12:40. Posts 7
Another thing I want to mention, is the big FAIL I hear alot when it comes to FEMALES from fellow LPERS...first off bitches love confidence and a man that gains respect....NOT COCKINESS....but confidence...You play poker and own souls at times why can't you look at the bitches this way...OWN THEY SOULS!!!
Chicks have never been my issue, maybe too many, maybe too much money wasted on them BUT ALOT OF PUSSY!!!

if there is a chick you always wanted to say something too, any you always see her and she notices you. Most of the time you have just given a free card to someone else when THE ENTIRE POT COULD HAVE BEEN YOURS...we can't be PUSSY's after PUSSY...it won't work MAN UP YALL.

Pussy comes and goes...just like weed and the seasons...lol

Seriously, though if you are a baller forget the HOES....get a WOMAN....HOES are like FISH ....they SUCK YOU OUT ..literally and figutively. At least a WOMAN is like a REG...you know she will always be there and you will get yours.

Also MOST CHICKS ARE INSECURE NO MATTER HOW GOOD THEY LOOK....YOU HAVE TO 3BET and 4BET them.....let them know you like, but also YOU DON'T NEED TO CHASE, listen to me!!!!!!!!

I hope I am making sense, I think I need to post more about some LIFE FAILS I hear about on here.....

Oh yeah PM me anytime...believe I know I can help, just like you have helped me.

Aurelius

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OjKa   United Kingdom. Dec 16 2010 12:46. Posts 210

it all makes sense now


Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 16 2010 12:50. Posts 2539

LOL quality blog

I am a degen. Do not believe in any of my advice. 

longple    Sweden. Dec 16 2010 12:57. Posts 4472

lol retard


Silver_nz   New Zealand. Dec 16 2010 13:00. Posts 5647

quality ranting, emphasising some words is great, hahah. I will make sure to OWN SOULS in all areas from now on


FROGDOG   . Dec 16 2010 13:13. Posts 7

Why am I the retard "Longple" for trying to get you some real ass and stop using your fucking hands ???

Oh I get it.... so use to using your fucking hands for everything....OUCH!!!

Please do not shake this mans hand, sticky fingers aren't you


FROGDOG   . Dec 16 2010 13:22. Posts 7

Really I couldn't resist, but I am not on here to talk shit...so I will refrain and apologize for my previous post to longple.

have good day all and good luck on the tables today....

Aurelius


edzwoo   United States. Dec 16 2010 13:44. Posts 5911

btw what's a frogdog lol

If you've been following LP for a while, you should've named yourself FrogDawg. Guaranteed winning a big tournament.


LemOn[5thF]   Czech Republic. Dec 16 2010 14:15. Posts 15163


  On December 16 2010 11:57 longple wrote:
lol retard


Second. Cunt and cretin comes to mind too?

Not sure why OP and its not personal, it just expresses my feelings towards you when I was reading your posts.

93% Sure!  

aznricebeast   . Dec 16 2010 14:28. Posts 73

ur my hero plz help me

Dieting is Easy When your Full 

Zep   United States. Dec 16 2010 15:35. Posts 2292

what a fucking poet. where'd you get your english degree from?

NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future. 

player999   Brasil. Dec 16 2010 17:28. Posts 7978

I read this blog like this in my mind:



A+

Browsing through your hand histories makes me wonder that you might not be aware these games are possibly play money. Have you ever tried to cash out? - Kapol 

Chewits   United Kingdom. Dec 16 2010 18:35. Posts 2539

OMFG LOOOOL

lmao at raising babies. HAHAH CRACKED ME UP LOL

I am a degen. Do not believe in any of my advice. 

lucifer   Sweden. Dec 16 2010 19:22. Posts 5955

we bow to you, the tue emperor.

On February 19 2009 22:21 Confedrate wrote: i dont get it 

EvilSky    Czech Republic. Dec 16 2010 19:38. Posts 8918

I lold,this reminded me of nankabananka (god I have elephantine memory)


Shenny   Canada. Dec 16 2010 22:52. Posts 1514

I didnt know The Situation played poker.


Holly23   United States. Dec 17 2010 00:15. Posts 150

This is the most random blog entry I have ever read. Not sure what to make of it, lol. Something about how women can be compared to poker....??


egood   United States. Dec 17 2010 01:48. Posts 1883

bitches love smileys


Stygg   Sweden. Dec 17 2010 02:53. Posts 2347

tl;dr, expected pics of chicks upon clicking your blog, disappointing, C-


wobbly_au   Australia. Dec 17 2010 04:59. Posts 6540

decent logic zero pics

C-

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