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Highcard Canada. Dec 16 2010 16:30. Posts 5428 | | |
So I just made a fucking blog laughing at bluefire noobs not renewing their Domain name, Guess what?
I am playing the PLO HU miniftops. I hit fucking 2bet POT on flop to get it allin but I had 60 chips behind. Villain goes allin. I move mouse over to click Call and my fucking hand SPAZZES the fuck out and I click fold. OMG WTF. GG tourny for me now. Seriously?
Ok you may say "Yeah bad beat but that is life? stop bitching". Let me give you my last 12 hours of existence.
At 3am today I am trying to log into Bluefire and my brain is going crazy, I can't remember my login name, my password, the email I used. It takes me 30min to figure out wtf my bluefire account isn't the same as my deucescracked. Once I figure that shit out I feel like I am in a retard dream, one where you can't seem to remember anything and you feel powerless (reverse of flying dreams). I watch a vid then go to bed at 4am. Laying there I can't sleep, this is weird, I feel maybe I have to poop. But why would I want to poop now? such a weird time. Anyways, I do my shit and then back to bed and fall asleep.
at 12:58pm I wake up. I didn't really feel like doing much but said with the USA in 2 months maybe leaving the market I should play all mid-high tournaments just because. I join the HU PLO for 1pm. It start and the 1st guy is AFK from spain, 9 minutes of continuous clicking Raise and him folding he is finally dead. Good start to the day I thought.
While I sit there waiting for everyone else to finish, 1 hour goes by, then 2 hours go by and I see that there is 1 table left. Both were AFK and they just fucking trade blinds back and forth. WTF FTP, do something about stupid shit like this? So I just waited over 2 hours to watch 2 AFK retard? While I sit there mildly raging on how much time was just wasted I Get this RIDICULOUS feeling. I literally went from nothing to, WTF MY ASS IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE. My office is 10 feet from the bathroom and literally as I run to it I am thinking I hope to GOD I make it? Like jesus, what would I have done if I literally was anywhere else at this moment. Just I sit down I feel the gushing waves of Niagra falls coming out my ass hole. As fast as the storm came it was gone. I felt completely normal, as if I hadn't even shit. You know after a big poop you feel like you ass just got lighter, maybe you shed 2 pounds? Could Dunk now? Not me, but I can tell you my toilet was bitching. I don't care about that right now though, I just instantly wiped/flushed/closed the seat and will assess the damage later.
Now you are saying, that is messed up and it is. That is why now after all this weird stuff, the likelyhood of Bluefire poker not renewing their domain is so improbable but yet that happened today too. I found that when I got back from explosive diarrhea and the 2 AFK faggots still hadn't finished their match. After nearly shitting myself I thought it was funny to give Bluefire a hard time. As Fate has it, while I was making that post my new 1on1 match started and I lost the 5th hand allin Top set vs a 3bet pot in a 8 6 2. Crippling me. But I managed to bring it back to 1800-4200. That is when in a 3betpot I POT 2bet shove flop and misslick the last 60 chips. I had an over pair, Nut FD + Nut Gutshot.
But yet after everything that just happened today, I didn't even blink. No crushing of cans around me, nothing. Just went allin the next 2 hands and lost the 2nd one. You are expecting this is the end of this messed up day but it isn't.
I finished the tournament at 3:30pm and I was supposed to call a new specialist doctor before 4pm, their office called me yesterday. So I decide maybe that is why I was fucked over so hard today, I was supposed to call them and see wtf they wanted since their office is closed Fridays. Anyways I call them and they said they don't have a COMPUTER and CANNOT figure if/when/who i am and when my appointment is. This is Ottawa, not some fucking hick county shit hole. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT HAVE A COMPUTER WITH PATIENT LISTS. Also have no ability to find out why they called me since they don't have a computer. Where the FUCK did your computer go? This makes no sense. I am literally being god damn TROLLED by a doctors office.
After all this insane shit, they ask me if I can tell them the details and what my doctors name is. Now I can't even remember my doctors name to top it off. It is some long obscure thing. So all in all, I am talking to a women who doesn't have a computer, no files, no ability to know why she called me, no way to tell me information and nothing I can do about it.
How many levels am I deep? Because this is one fucked up day(dream).
update:
So the guy who was handed my chips on a platter, after beating me in the HU tourny,went AFK and blinded out in his next Match just now at 5pm. WTF
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player999 Brasil. Dec 16 2010 16:40. Posts 7978 | | | |
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edzwoo United States. Dec 16 2010 16:40. Posts 5911 | | | |
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Fayth  Canada. Dec 16 2010 20:01. Posts 10085 | | |
looool this blog would have been pretty boring without the "FUCK I HAVE TO POOP" part |
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atlih007 Iceland. Dec 17 2010 01:00. Posts 44 | | | |
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