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NewbSaibot United States. Jan 04 2011 15:47. Posts 4946

Omg you asshole. I seriously think I just vomited in my mouth a little. I'm 4-tabling away at work thethered to my cellphone, and you fucking barge into my office, asking if I read a stupid fucking email about using the wi-fi hotspot option on your cellphone. Are you fucking kidding me? "Lolz, I just read an article that says you can do this for free on t-mobile, omg you wanna talk about it?!?!" The problem is, I was about to face an allin spot, and knee deep in pots across 2 other tables. 3 tables with probably 200BB's worth of action going down. I keep task manager running so I can terminate the Full Tilt client and be staring at my desktop like "wut".

Fuckin dickheads, quit reading random articles about shit you have no idea of and then coming to chit chat with me to make yourself feel smarter, dont you see I have work to do?

0 votes

bye now

noface United States. Jan 04 2011 15:55. Posts 182

i wouldnt touch a cunnis that raszi has stretched out - Illmatic

iop Sweden. Jan 04 2011 15:57. Posts 4951

stop playing poker at work. I don't think they pay you to play poker?

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth

NewbSaibot United States. Jan 04 2011 16:03. Posts 4946

It's like watching interracial porn while talking to your parents, I can do both at the same time.

bye now

thumbz555 United States. Jan 04 2011 16:23. Posts 3281

employee of the month imo

I click buttons.

Zep United States. Jan 04 2011 16:24. Posts 2292

lol

NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future.

PplusAD Germany. Jan 04 2011 16:42. Posts 7180

lol

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)

boreHM Netherlands. Jan 04 2011 16:49. Posts 1595

On January 04 2011 15:03 NewbSaibot wrote:
It's like watching interracial porn while talking to your parents, I can do both at the same time.

bore likes this

Last edit: 04/01/2011 16:49

LemOn[5thF] Czech Republic. Jan 04 2011 18:27. Posts 15163

On January 04 2011 14:57 iop wrote:
stop playing poker at work. I don't think they pay you to play poker?

Playa hata

93% Sure!

Uptown . Jan 04 2011 18:34. Posts 3557

On January 04 2011 14:57 iop wrote:
stop playing poker at work. I don't think they pay you to play poker?

Half Pot!

mnj United States. Jan 04 2011 18:40. Posts 3848

who the hell brags about this

go lose your job

YoMeR United States. Jan 04 2011 20:47. Posts 12438

isn't the whole point of the job not to make poker such a stressful activity?

seems like a fail on both fronts.

eZ Life.

barbieman Sweden. Jan 04 2011 21:47. Posts 2132

I can't see how you'll make any money if you play more than one table, since you have to close them if someone enters your office.

you seem to make your life feel miserable, gl with that. Or you're trolling, gl with that.

NewbSaibot United States. Jan 04 2011 22:30. Posts 4946

lol im not bragging, i'm mocking myself for playing poker at the worst possible time, where I get in like 15 hands per hour due to closing tables so much, and fold AA preflop and shit.

bye now

K40Cheddar United States. Jan 05 2011 02:18. Posts 2202

On January 04 2011 21:30 NewbSaibot wrote:
lol im not bragging, i'm mocking myself for playing poker at the worst possible time, where I get in like 15 hands per hour due to closing tables so much, and fold AA preflop and shit.

Wat?

hoylemj United States. Jan 05 2011 06:53. Posts 840

i think this blog post should naturally lead to some 2011 goals and resolutions

exalted United States. Jan 05 2011 07:02. Posts 2918

: /

exalted from teamliquid :o

NewbSaibot United States. Jan 05 2011 10:21. Posts 4946

On January 05 2011 05:53 hoylemj wrote:
i think this blog post should naturally lead to some 2011 goals and resolutions

Well I am actually up for the year. Thats new.

bye now