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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Mar 15 2011 11:32. Posts 14026

A few things that have crossed my mind over the last few days:

1: The Spade.

The Spade is the highest ranked suit in cards and as a result poker sites like to use this for their logos. The 2 main perpetrators are UB and Stars.

In a sort of "cannot be unseen" moment, I would like to bring it to the marketing moguls in both companies that when presented individually and not on a playing card, the spade does infact look a lot like a butt plug.

Exhibit A:

One of these is a butt plug and one is the PokerStars stress toy. One you squeeze in your hand and the other you squeeze somewhere else.

Exhibit B:

This is the trophy you get if youre awarded one PokerStars coveted Scandinavian Poker Awards.

Here is Peter Eastgate with 2 of them. Winning them must have made his whole week
+ Show Spoiler +

Ultimate Bet went a different route, their logo looks like a buttplug that has been inserted into someones ass.

Perhaps a better slogan would be "Lube. Relax. Insert."

2: The BFG.

The Big Friendly Giant is a famous childrens book by Roald Dahl, and there's also a movie of it. When i was a kid this movie was awesome. I watched it last night and it has become frighteningly clear that the BFG is a pedophile.

He exhibits numerous traits associated with the profile of a pedophile:

1: prefers the company of children.
2: preys upon children with a troubled background (Sophie is an orphan)
3: he uses the "magic" of dreams etc to keep Sophie quiet and establish a relationship

When she gets dirty in the movie, she takes a bath and the BFG is visabliy excited. Rather than wash and dry her existing dressing gown he sews her a new dress (classic pedophile trait, using presents to lure the child) this dress is significantly shorter than her pajamas she had and later on in the film you actually get an up-skirt shot as a result.

He makes her drink a strange home-brew, that makes it "feel good deep down in your tummy" and sings a song with lyrics that only draw attention to the anus and genitals.

He also looks like a pedo

I wouldnt be surprised is BFG was a registered sex offender and thats why all the other giants had alienated him from giant-society.

3: Going Pro!

Its hard to make a living in poker just by playing the games. One of the best ways a player can make money is through sponsorship. I am probably going to move back to PokerStars, so i have decided to join their "Team Online"

I made my own avatar:

Ill email them later with a brief bio about myself and get them to add 100% rakeback to my account.

If you would like to join me and Baal on Team Online, you can use this template and cut and paste yourself in and become a POKERSTAR!

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edzwoo United States. Mar 15 2011 11:42. Posts 5911

Jun Croatia. Mar 15 2011 11:48. Posts 825

Lol A+ blog dawg

Life is a coinflip

P1mpdaddy Austria. Mar 15 2011 11:58. Posts 1370

as usual a very nice read

r0cking your s0x

Jamie217 Canada. Mar 15 2011 12:01. Posts 4351

lool awesome blog

kingpowa France. Mar 15 2011 12:11. Posts 1525

5 spades !

sorry for shitty english.

terrybunny19240 United States. Mar 15 2011 12:18. Posts 13829

lol

Spicy United States. Mar 15 2011 12:28. Posts 1027

lol @ BFG

r0mx0 Slovakia. Mar 15 2011 14:14. Posts 1581

You gotta plow through that shit !

Sanai United States. Mar 15 2011 14:15. Posts 643

On March 15 2011 10:48 Jun wrote:
Lol A+ blog dawg

lebowski Greece. Mar 15 2011 14:30. Posts 9205

loled
you are the man

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man...

YouGoTGoT United States. Mar 15 2011 14:40. Posts 1118

Damn i really wanna use that as my icon lol. Problem is my current avatar of Mike "the situation" is tilting the shit out of my opponents as I get nasty comments all the time. Maybe I will make the sitch a PS pro?

YA I TALK SHIT, GOTTA DEFECATE TO CONVERSATE

ytricky Germany. Mar 17 2011 02:49. Posts 600

brynesam you are a genius mastermind. How do you always come up with this stuff.

ToT)MidiaN( This user is a quality poster

United Kingdom. Mar 18 2011 21:40. Posts 5070