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Anyway some funny shit happened to me: before going trip in asia i signed up to couchsurfing website.
Its a site where u can meet people all over the world. So i
decided to go to davao which is a small city in south of
philippines. I posted on a message board that im coming
over and few locals contacted me to meet up. So i meet a first one. On her profile it said she believes in
jesus the saviour n blah blah blah. I was like oh crap, but
whatever you know, church people are usually nice, and
maybe she can show me around the city cos im a total newb. Talked to her, told her i dont believe in stuff. She invited me
to go to one of her meetings. I told her theres no way im
gonna get converted. But she said i should come anyway. So i
thought hey shes nice, might as well meet her friends.
Maybe they can show me aroudn the city etc. So in the morning i met up with my buddy from poker, we
watched a boxing fight at his house, drank a few beers etc
and then i met up with this girl around 3pm. We caught a taxi for like 15 min so not very far - cost like 3
bucks. and Holy fuckin shit that was some religion
we went to some room we were late and i come in they are
all doing those weird ass noises like woooing and stuff. A
guitar was playing - the music wasnt too bad, i liked it but
the wooing was freaking me out alittle.
She told me they were meditating and I should close my eyes and that would make it ok. So yeah im sitting there listening
to all that fucked up shit, they were wooing and crying for
jesus and lord and shit like that pretty loudly. SO im sitting
there thinking wtf man its fked up. Then they stop 'meditating' and we come up, and it seems
like they all nice people etc, all smiles n shit. I say hello to
them all. But then that shit got weird.
They started talking about jesus christ how hes the saviour..
Which is ok with me. But then they keep saying shit about
hell how everyone going to hell and it exists. And we should
all believe and 'we are not ment to scare u but to show u love
of god'. Then the leader chick is like ok we are going to show u a
video not to scare you but to show you for information so
you know blah blah blah.
So she pops in a cd and they started showing pictures of
what happens to unbelievers and people who lie, do adultery
steal, gay, etc. So it was just pictures of hell, and people getting thrown into
hell, then shit got weirder they were showing pics of people
getting sodomized their dicks peirced and hands chopped
that shiit was fuucked. Im sitting there thinking wtf man this
shit is not on. I was like ok i can take that, all sorts of churches do that.
Scare people into believeing by showing hell etc. But then they were like wait wait please give us money cos
we need money, and everyone takes money in their hands
and raises the hand and say some prayer and then they all
put the cash into a bucket. And all these kids are heaps poor.
I was sitting there thinking what the fuckkkk did she steal
this idea from south park - if you know the episode when cartman comes up with a way to get rich by making a church
(its cool episode you gotta watch it- it was just like that)
They are all kids like less than 20 years old man.
They cry during prayers n stuff. Then they are like, hey lets
plan christmas party, everyone is like fucking celebrating. So
shes(leader) like alright we have a raffle tickets and they all come up to pull the raffles out and its things to do. One is supposed to bring food for 30 ppl, other cook
everything, wash dishes, shit like that, i was like man how
can these people put so much shit on and get away with it.
Fking kids just believe it.
Im sitting there with wtf face on. Then shes like we also have
this food u guys gotta sell to raise money for us cos christ is our saviour and we need money. Go sell it to everyone in ur
family, school etc, but dont take money from ur parents cos
ur supposed to be independent She even goes to me why dont u take us to russia cos faith
and god is free but travels is not. Playing it off like a joke..
I was sitting there thinking you bitch should shut the fuck up. I couldnt believe it. And when the guy spoke(her husband) he
kept talking for like 2 hrs what could be said in 4 sentences
repeating that dumb shit 5 times, in my head i was like plzzzz
SHUT THE FUCK UP. And they had a mic and speaker and the
guy was speaking so loud my head started to hurt. Man I was there for like 3/4 hrs and couldnt take it anymore,
so i told the girl i gotta go, caught a taxi and GTFO outta that
place. This is what she(the religious girl that took me there) just
sends me:
God is always with you Vlad and your loved ones :-) ..........
after this i talked to the girl and found out that the people
who run this sect are husband, wife and mom of wife. This is
my convo with the girl; me: Hey do you have any older people in your group?
Everyone so young her: The oldest is the mom of Valerie, the one beside me. I
think you have seen almost everyone in the group. But the
other that I know are as young or younger than me. By the
way, I'm 20yrs old. Me: Valerie is host? Her: Yes the girl wearing in black and she's a couchsurfer. Me: Oh yeah one talking with her husband her: Yes:-) me: ah ok her: Have a good night and good rest, Vlad!
If you have a Bible, Psalm 91 is a night prayer:-) ........
This is the sorta stuff she sends me:
The Word of the Living God is in the Bible. May you have
intimate relationship with God, Vlad.
Praise Jesus!:-D
....... :-D
praise Jesus Christ:-)
I didn't notice before the name of the author of the book of
my sister.
Praise Jesus Christ, He wants you to notice Him be with Him
for eternity :-) ------------------------------------------ So yeah haha that was pretty fucked up. Im scared of
religious people. Then on this website another person
contacts me and we txt each otehr a little on the phone. And
then she pulls one on me. Let god be ur saviour or some shit
like that so i freak out haha. I tell her im a buddhist. But she
doesnt back off lol. So i jsut stopped answering her msgs. Fkn scared of that shit now.