Submitted by : DarkXprT

PokerStars Game #4139105930: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2006/03/01 - 13:05:25 (ET)
Table 'Donnera' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: tiger187 ($2.42 in chips)
Seat 2: Anhkrehg ($1.96 in chips)
Seat 3: AngelGarciaM ($1.34 in chips)
Seat 6: invisableme ($1.92 in chips)
Anhkrehg: posts small blind $0.01
AngelGarciaM: posts big blind $0.02

Holecards
Dealt to AngelGarciaM
invisableme: calls $0.02
tiger187: calls $0.02
Anhkrehg: calls $0.01
AngelGarciaM: raises $0.02 to $0.04
invisableme: calls $0.02
tiger187: calls $0.02
Anhkrehg: calls $0.02

Flop (Pot : $0.16)

   
Anhkrehg: checks
AngelGarciaM: checks
invisableme: checks
tiger187: bets $0.08
Anhkrehg: folds
AngelGarciaM: calls $0.08
invisableme: folds

Turn (Pot : $0.32)

   
AngelGarciaM: checks
invisableme leaves the table
tiger187: bets $0.16
AngelGarciaM: calls $0.16

River (Pot : $0.64)

   
AngelGarciaM: checks
tiger187: bets $0.10
AngelGarciaM: raises $0.30 to $0.40
tiger187: calls $0.30

Showdown
AngelGarciaM: shows (a pair of Aces)
tiger187: mucks hand
AngelGarciaM collected $1.39 from pot

Summary
Total pot $1.44 | Rake $0.05
Board  
Seat 1: tiger187 (button) mucked
Seat 2: Anhkrehg (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: AngelGarciaM (big blind) showed and won ($1.39) with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: invisableme folded on the Flop

I dont think either of you could have possibly played your hands any worse.

what in the blue hell is that

this guys were folding EVERY hand they were dealt almost, i thought that was the only way to get some value for my cards. i dont know how else to deal with tight-passive-scared players. i can never get something from them in my good hands.

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I agree with;

On March 01 2006 10:09 TalentedTom wrote: I dont think either of you could have possibly played your hands any worse.

AND

please don't try to justify your awful play

HAHAHAHA

On March 01 2006 10:24 Twisted wrote: I agree with; Show nested quote + On March 01 2006 10:09 TalentedTom wrote: I dont think either of you could have possibly played your hands any worse. AND please don't try to justify your awful play

On the money !

really damn you dont even get one bit of this game please stick to interviews

You know why you get so many hits/replies on your hands btw? because people generally laugh their asses off whenever they see a hand played by you. Not because your hand is interesting at all.

On March 01 2006 10:09 TalentedTom wrote: I dont think either of you could have possibly played your hands any worse.

my first thought ;O

I think I caught herpes just by looking at this hand history...

how to deal with tight/passives? have a super loose raising range. steal the blinds and uncontested pots so much that people start to call or play back at you, then tighten up.

lol and I thought I suck.

my eyes !!!11111111111111

argh !!

hahahahahahahahhaha

Man seriously... is this like... a new kind of webcomic?

Dark is my favorite poster.

Some new people to add to the buddy list.

oh my god lol

this must be a joke

Open push preflop

I think folding preflop would have almost been a better play. Probably +EV also if this is how you always play AA.

against super tight passive, just raise LOTS preflop bet on most flops give up they call(they have a pair or draw)....if uve hit then value bet...er what the hell is with that raise preflop are u like telling bad beat storties?????

play it hard like u should. if he has something u will get paid. dont let him get his two pairs draws etc sucky play roflmao

Don't be so mean.

;P

WTF

You play like a pussy LOL

this probebly would have been an awsome play at like 100/200 NL

is that a joke? no it wouldnt

lol
it was a joke dude.

Okay, so I wanted to reply to this, but I wanted to quote every person above me. You played that.. horribly. I think I lost skill just reading the history. Excuse me as I go cry.

ur interviews got skilzz though

It would be difficult to play this worst than you played it
.

Raise pre flop, like 5 BB.

Bet half pot on flop.

Bet half pot on turn.

judge for yourslef on river but ALL IN would be smart play at 5 NL

you have to be a joke account

maybe the most passive way of playing AA ever

damn - it's all been said - but i would like to add - please keep posting these HH's - they rock man!

Submitted by : DarkXprT

PokerStars Game #4156457825: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2006/03/02 - 23:16:58 (ET)
Table 'Ankaios II' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: budhacorp ($4.28 in chips)
Seat 2: luckyjake1 ($4.29 in chips)
Seat 3: pineapple40 ($4.62 in chips)
Seat 4: AngelGarciaM ($0.98 in chips)
Seat 5: Kokonutt ($3.99 in chips)
Seat 6: garland598 ($5.93 in chips)
AngelGarciaM: posts small blind $0.01
Kokonutt: posts big blind $0.02

Holecards
Dealt to AngelGarciaM
garland598: calls $0.02
budhacorp: calls $0.02
luckyjake1: folds
pineapple40: calls $0.02
AngelGarciaM: raises $0.04 to $0.06
Kokonutt: calls $0.04
garland598: raises $0.04 to $0.10
budhacorp: calls $0.08
pineapple40: folds
AngelGarciaM: calls $0.04
Kokonutt: calls $0.04

Flop (Pot : $0.42)

   
AngelGarciaM: checks
Kokonutt: bets $0.02
garland598: raises $0.02 to $0.04
budhacorp: calls $0.04
AngelGarciaM: calls $0.04
Kokonutt: calls $0.02

Turn (Pot : $0.58)

   
AngelGarciaM: checks
Kokonutt: checks
garland598: bets $0.04
budhacorp: calls $0.04
AngelGarciaM: calls $0.04
Kokonutt: calls $0.04

River (Pot : $0.74)

   
AngelGarciaM: checks
Kokonutt: checks
garland598: bets $0.50
budhacorp: folds
AngelGarciaM: raises $0.30 to $0.80 and is all-in
Kokonutt: folds
budhacorp leaves the table
garland598: calls $0.30

Showdown
AngelGarciaM: shows (a flush, Ace high)
garland598: mucks hand
AngelGarciaM collected $2.24 from pot

Summary
Total pot $2.34 | Rake $0.10
Board  
Seat 1: budhacorp folded on the River
Seat 2: luckyjake1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: pineapple40 (button) folded before Flop
Seat 4: AngelGarciaM (small blind) showed and won ($2.24) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: Kokonutt (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 6: garland598 mucked

i like WGT)DarkXprT hes an entertaning player we should make a WGT)DarkXprT-fund to supply him with money each time he goes broke, these hands have really high entertaiment value it would be a total shame if he stopped posting them