exhibit 2: 2 hands later

(after AK call down)
chrisT18: haha
chrisT18: gotta love *****es
cicely_shea: love what?
chrisT18: b's
chrisT18: dumb ones at that
SantaClawsX: relax dude, it ahppens
chrisT18: im over your suckout
chrisT18: i was talking about calling a psb with AK
chrisT18: OMG ITS SUITED BLUFF CALL
(she shows aces)
chrisT18: GO GO OH WOW
chrisT18: NICE@!@!@@@@!@!!!@!@@!@!21
chrisT18: 12
chrisT18: 211212
chrisT18: 21
chrisT18: 12
chrisT18: 12
chrisT18: 21
chrisT18: 3
chrisT18: 123
chrisT18: 213
chrisT18: 21
chrisT18: 3123
chrisT18: OMG
chrisT18: SICK PLAY
chrisT18: NICE POT!!!!
chrisT18: lol
Childe11: wow

id hate to say it but from what i can tell you're not exactly 10x better than everyone at your table.

instead of reloading with a smile you copy paste hadns onto LPnet

just play well and you'll get all their money eventually damn.

question: who the fuck are you?


answer: exactly

youre not funny

stop crying and stop posting stupid hands

gl at NL 10

exactly, owned


and i play nl25... im just on a beautiful 1/3 BR limit downswing, so im rebuilding donk

That was a terrible retort, you sound like you're 13.

but in any case, honestly, all of the hands I've seen you post for the past several months were bad beat posts (both sng and ring) followed by the constant whining. There's a reason why bad beat whine posts aren't allowed in the other forums - no one really cares.

I'm just trying to help you save some time and give you a sense of reality. You haven't even seen the worst beats yet. If you want i can teach you how to handle beats and create a proper mindset/mentality needed for crushing small/micro stakes poker (since you seem like the type that makes the 1000++ dollar lesson to find out what tilt can do to you (and you're lucky if you get off so cheap)).

you'd probably find it condescending but i'm doing it for myself also because i'm sick of seeing posts like this on TL. If you're going to post a bad beat, make it genuine, but don't whine about it either, then start attacking everyone who posts in your threads.

my ambition is to become a mod on this site just to ban you mad1337nes

I will stop at nothing until this happens

a) "retort" what a cool guy.... pocket thesarus FTW

b) I dont tilt... if I was seriously tilting, id wouldnt be playing

c) i dont post these as "bad beats", I post as funny or noteworthy hands.

d) im not attacking you, just calling u a dumb lurking bitch that shouldnt be trying to preach.

On April 05 2006 17:57 Roald wrote: my ambition is to become a mod on this site just to ban you mad1337nes I will stop at nothing until this happens

didnt you post some dumbass question and everyone made fun of you like a week ago??

On April 05 2006 17:59 mad1337nes wrote: a) "retort" what a cool guy.... pocket thesarus FTW b) I dont tilt... if I was seriously tilting, id wouldnt be playing c) i dont post these as "bad beats", I post as funny or noteworthy hands. d) im not attacking you, just calling u a dumb lurking bitch that shouldnt be trying to preach.

Well..

since you're so keen on insulting me because I lurk (like there's anything wrong with that, I'm sure even if I had 2 posts I have more value here as a member than you do) and probably won't even take my training, then go ahead and post these hands. I hope you'll make your life-changing revelation soon though.

btw, the very fact that you didn't know what "retort" meant (or if you did, you thought it was some brilliant 10 dollar word) pretty much proves to me that you're at most 13 years old.

gl hf if you want to talk pm me